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master chef clarence

so i like to cook. so does clarence. we are cooking buddies. but sometimes clarence is a better chef than me. and i don't understand. i think that i am magnificent in the kitchen with my onion friends. but apparently not. because the worst thing in the world happened. he beat me in a webkinz cooking challenge. i feel like a scam. i can't believe he beat me. i thought i was a master chef but apparently i was wrong. i don't know if i can live with these  news. i don't know if i can go on. clarence is my best friend. but i don't know anymore. how could he humiliate me like that. 

i have decided to hang up my chef apron and never cook again. i am so sad. i can't cook with my onion friends anymore. i haven't told clarence that i am upset yet. but he's good at reading people so i guess he'll figure it out. 

anyways, i met a new friend her name is jelly and she is a bear and she is really nice. we like to gossip about all the cinnabunnies tea. she understands all my cinnabunnies problems cause she hates them just as much as i do. we have devised a plan to demolish them all. it'll take about two months to unravel but i guess i'll be fine until then. 

clarence doesn't like her very much which makes me angry. i really like her and he doesn't get it. he is such a celery stick sometimes. he thinks since she is a bear that she is a jibber jabber undercover and i know that she isn't for sure. she is too nice to be a jibber jabber. 

i have created a list of things to do when your cinnabunnies decide to be annoying little poopy buttholes. 

number one: step on them. they are ugly and deserve to be turned into street pizza. 

number two: lick their frosting off. their frosting is the root of their happiness and confidence, so it's a very efficient way to get the ugly orangutans attention to listen to you. 

number three: spray them with hairspray. cinnabunnies do not like hairspray. like at all. 

number four: throw them in birdman's backyard. the dog will eat them. 

number five: throw them at a wall. they pop like water balloons. 

well that's it for now. i'll share more tips and tricks on how to get ugly little nugget pests to stop bothering you in the next one.