ok
so
i have an obsession.
sort of.
with an actor.
slash singer.
slash sort of dancer.
slash model.
he is beautiful.
and no one jib jabbin' understands me.
i love ross lynch.
he is a beauty.
look at him.
look at his amazing jawline.
i am quaking, shaking, and aching.
and i am mad.
he's going to be in a stupid show.
that everyone is going to love.
like don't get me wrong.
i want him to be successful.
but everyone is going to love him.
and it's like
wtf
i have stanned him since austin and ally days.
through austin and ally.
through r5.
through the driver era.
through his more recent movies.
and everything in between.
but guess what.
he's not big anymore.
people care about him, but not that many compared to other shows and things.
nobody really remembers him.
his fan base is pretty small.
but then his new netflix original show is gonna come out.
and he has a main character.
and i jib jabbin' know it's going to be big.
it's supposed to be like riverdale and that was and is still pretty huge.
but everyone is going to randomly start loving him again.
all these artificials.
like i've been here.
and then all these artificials are gonna come in and ruin everything.
like i really really want him to have success and get big.
but at the same time i don't.
because it's not going to be special anymore.
everyone is going to love him.
and i'm going to be grouped in with all the artificial people that stan him after the show gets big.
i mean how could people not love him.
he is perfect.
he is so handsome, i can't even stand it.
he is so sweet.
and well rounded.
and so talented.
i don't even understand why he's not even big now.
his voice is so entrancing.
he is easily one of my favorite celebrities.
actually
he is my favorite celebrity.
he doesn't deserve all these artificial basics.
he deserves everything good in this world.
i love him so much.
and now everyone is going to be all over him as soon as the new show comes out.
look even his new hair for the show he's going to be in is so perfect.
i love his hair so much.
he looks so perfect on set wtf.
i am not going to be able to be handle his beauty.
clarence says hi.
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Paranormala boppin' story for all you fellow five year olds out there who just need motivation from all them haters hatin' on their slimies. #hatersbackoff #noquestionsequalsnoanswers