Toby: :D *grabs a else doll* lets fix her little cape.. Her little hair and.. Her face. *smacks it on a table and throws it in a microwave* now if this bitch turns out still pretty I'm gona be pissed
If she turns into a cloud... *gasp* I'm going to be hella pissed..
TIME TO FIND OUT :D *turns the microwave on*
*10 minutes later*
Toby: WHAT THE FUCK.. >:l I BANGED HER ON A TABLE AND THREW HER IN THE MICROWAVE AND YET THIS BITCH BE STILL SMILING LIKE ''bitch I be looking on fleek " LIKE FUCK YOU...
*throws the doll*
Sally: *screams* MY DOLL!!
Toby: *snorts from laughing* don't worry, you have plenty of other dolls that aren't ugly like that bitch who think she's all that and has plastic surgery and bug ass eyes that will pop out of her head when she sneezes and have no eyes like E.J. And I'm soon going to get murdered, but fuck it.. :D
*5 minutes later*
Toby: *grabs Christmas lights and throws them in the microwave and starts it*
E.J.: why the fuck is their Christmas lights in the microwave-
Toby: CHRISTMAS IS HERE EARLY BITCHES
E.J.: its august-
Toby: no one fucking asked you bitch let me dream >:l
*1 hour later*
Toby: *has another one of sally's dolls* here we have a ken doll.. He's everything I wish I was that I wasn't so.. *bangs him on the table and throws him in the microwave* I'm waiting for him to die :D
Sally: *Screams* STOP PUTTING MY DOLLS IN THE MICROWAVE-
Everyone: stop putting shit in the microwav--
Toby: she's just pissed that her doll she fucks is being murdered :D *takes the doll out of the microwave* and he still looks good after many beatings.. And putting him in the goddamn microwave.. *looks at self* Not me.. :D *throws the doll*
Toby: :D I also got highlighters because I like to highlight the haters I got every color of the rainbow because my haters come in different colors.. And I got the thick ones because... Most of my haters are fat.. I also got these sharpies because my hater's need something new on their eyebrows... *throws the in the microwave and watches them explode* yeah, this is what my haters look like after 90 years all exploded :D
*5 hours later*
Everyone: *is now truly scared of toby now*
Slender: ..... *hands Toby a piece of paper*
Toby: *takes it signs it and hands it back* always glad to meet a fan :D
A/N: ;-; oh boi... welp poor slender and everyone else. if you have any ideas for the crack book :3 comment them-- also make sure you check my creepypata Q&A Book and if you have any questions feel free to also :3 anyways bai
