Cuz I'm unoriginal
Note: John took the fourth wall and kicked it a bit. Just a bit.
SMASHDHSHSHSHHSHS-
~John POV~
It's been exactly 3 years, 9 months and 16 days since i met Alexander. Now, you might be wondering, "How the heck did these morons meet?". Well, let me tell ya...
I first met him through none other than Tumblr...
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Hi!! I heard you want to meet new people? Sorry if i creep you out lol
JohnnyBoiii: Yes!! And np, i'm really open to internet friends
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Nice
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Anyway, wyd?
JohnnyBoiii: Nothing, really. Just turning oxygen into carbon dioxide
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: ..??
JohnnyBoiii: Nevermind
JohnnyBoiii: Hbu?
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Texting u ;)
JohnnyBoiii: Holy shit what a shocker
JohnnyBoiii: jk jk
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Oh well, i gtg ttyl?
JohnnyBoiii: Sure!! Byee
And then, about 3 months after we started talking...
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: and then she told me she liked me and i just left her lol
JohnnyBoiii: *gasp*
JohnnyBoiii: Rood
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Meh, she was kinda bothering me
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: If only she knew i'm gay!! Haha
JohnnyBoiii: Lmao tho
JohnnyBoiii: Who u gay for? *Lenny face*
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Oof, are you that oblivious?
JohnnyBoiii: ?
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: You, dummie
JohnnyBoiii: blush blush
JohnnyBoiii: Jk, i'm sorry i'm so awkward
JohnnyBoiii: Okay but i'm not even that pretty
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Nonsense!!!
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: U beauty. U grace ^3^
JohnnyBoiii: Oh wow
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: I'm sorry I probably creeped you out i'm sorry i understand if you don't want to be my friend anymore i mean, i have no friends anyway and i'll be okay because i'll respect your opinion
JohnnyBoiii: Alex, it's okay. I just don't know what to say
JohnnyBoiii: I like you too -3-
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working
JohnnyBoiii: You just copy-pasted your username
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: It describes my situation perfectly
JohnnyBoiii: BAHAHHAHAHAHAH
JohnnyBoiii: I luv u
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: ArE YoU SuRE?!
JohnnyBoiii: Yes i'm sure
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Thendoyouwannabemyboyfriend
JohnnyBoiii: w h a t
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Nothing
JohnnyBoiii: I can scroll up you know...
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Do you wanna be my boyfriend
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: That's what i said
JohnnyBoiii: Yes
Alex_dot_exe_has_stopped_working: Wait really?
JohnnyBoiii: Yes
And then he gave me his number. Duh
After a few months...
A.Ham: Hey, babe, you know what?
Me: Whut?~
A.Ham: I am moving
Me: Oh lord
Me: Where?? iS IT FAR AWAY???
A.Ham: Naw, it's actually the opposite
Me: Close..?
A.Ham: Let's be more specific. South Carolina ;)
Me: HOLY SHIT REALLY??
A.Ham: Yuppp
Me: WHEN OMG??
A.Ham: Tomorrow
Me: W H A T ?
Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER???
A.Ham: Cuz i wanted it to be a surprise :)))))
Me: OKAY, TOMORROW I'LL PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT THIS FUCKING BEST NOT BE A JOKE
A.Ham: Clam down, it's not
A.Ham: I wouldn't do that to you <3
Me: Okay but i'm so excited!!!!
A.Ham: Well then, c ya
A.Ham: Gotta pack my things
Me: OKAYYYYY~~
(Imagine John just like the girls in "Blow us all away" xD)
So, the day after, I realized i din't ask him what time. So i just kinda waited... waited... and waited. He eventually showed up. At like 11:40 pm. It's okay. It was all worth it.
I spotted him in the crowd and practically tackled him onto the ground with my killer hug. How did i know it was him? Well, we'd already facetimed a few times.
I basically took him in. And then the neeeext daaaayyyyy~~
-"Okay, I think that's the last box!" John said as he wiped his forehead with a tissue and put a big box down.
"It is" Alex reassured proudly. They smiled at each other for a while until the atmosphere tensed up. Alex grabbed John's hip and pulled him into a kiss, which took John by surprise, but he kissed back.-
We practically skipped step 4 and 5. What the heck does that mean? Well...
1- get to know each other [check]
2- ask to be his boyfriend [check]
3- kiss [check]
4- watch a movie together
5- go on a date (or something)
6- sin [...check]
Oh but who can blame us? You can't. Boom.
I'll make a tiny summary for the rest. We went on dates and we were super corny. And then he asked me to be his husband and i was like "bro, you're my best friend forever!" And he was so annoyed. I was just joking. Of course i said yes. And here we are. Getting married, in front of all our friends and family. Thank for listening to our boring love story.
Everyone clapped loudly. The wedding was going great.
~< >~
Okay, this may seem short but i swear to god it's 750+ words. Lmao hope you liked it.
Thanks for reading
