How Did I Get So Lucky As To Find You? | Hamilton College AU [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter Two

Hercules POV

So there I was, playing some video games on the couch, waiting for the roommate to arrive, and then I get an angel.

Like holy fricking heck this guy was cute.

There was no way he was the roommate. Roommates are supposed to suck. Like Alex.

Let me back up-

So I'm playing my game, right? All is chilling. Then I hear Alex through the door talking to someone. I'm cool with it, as long as he isn't all over Eliza. Honestly, I don't even know how they got together in the first place. When I first met Alex, I thought he was super gay. No! He was STRAIGHT AS A DOOR NAIL.

What even is a door nail?

Anyway.

So then I hear the door open, and Alex introduces us, and it's all well and good. Keep in mind I hadn't seen his face yet. And then I hear a faint "Bonjour," Cool, he's French.

I nod him in the right direction of my room, and I hear him start to shuffle, and that's when I look at his face.

I nearly drop the controller

CAUSE HOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE WHIZ

he was hot.

Like crazy hot.

So I'm trying not to have my nose start bleeding the rainbow over here while he shuffles over to my room.

Once I regain my composure, I go to my room, and find the new kid in the doorway, dumbfounded by my room. So I break the ice.

"Hey."

Nailed it.

He turns around, looking very flustered and just saying sorry over and over again. I remind him that it's also his room, and then he blushes and attempts to hide his face inside his sweatshirt.

"You're adorable," I tell him. I forget what else I say because (this stupid author is too lazy) of my stupidity.

You

Just

Don't

Call

Hot

Guys

Adorable.

Why must I let my hormones get the best of me?

It's not my fault he's so cute. That's totally on him.

I leave him to unpacking and head to the kitchen and meet Alex.

"Hey Herc. How's it shaking?"

"I'm pretty good, you?"

"Me? I'm fine, but dog! You and the newbie get along really well~!"

"Alex, I barely know the guy, I can't like him yet," I say while my face lights up like a Christmas tree.

"You like him."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do NOT!"

"Do TOO! You were totally made for each other~!"

"ALEXANDER FUCKING HAMILTON I SWEAR TO GOD-"

"HERCY'S GOT A BOYFRIEND, HERCY'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!!"

"I DO NOT!"

The room goes silent.