Collar pulls out his phone,
eyes wide as he shows Vi
his universal card.
"Vi! Look! Look! I can buy anything anywhere!"
Vi smiles, clapping her hands for the man.
"That's great, Collar!
What are you going to buy first then?"
He rubs his chin, deep in thought until
a light bulb appears on his head.
"That iced coffee with the thing!"
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fyi, he meant whipped cream.
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The Misadventures of Collar Beaumont
HumorFunny (I think) drabbles about Collar Beaumont, one of the main characters in my The Battle of the Chibis.
