Collar is sitting on Vi's living room,
babysitting the twins.
Why he got the odd chore,
he doesn't know.
The two are pretty much arguing
on what to watch until they all
stumbled upon Dawn of the Dead.
If he just paid more attention to the two,
he would have noticed the exchange of look.
But he didn't.
So when the shows starts
going gruesome, he yells.
"Why the fucking hell are they eating each other?"
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The Misadventures of Collar Beaumont
HumorFunny (I think) drabbles about Collar Beaumont, one of the main characters in my The Battle of the Chibis.
