The Misadventures of Collar Beaumont

Promo

"Let's go to Starbeans," Myth offers. 

Collar shakes his head,
tired of walking around
for so long. 

"No. I don't even know that place.
And I swear to Gewein's name
if that's another dress shoppe,
I will cut off your arm." 

Myth snorts at the man.
Why the hell is this guy
so fucking ridiculous? 

"It's a coffee shop.
They have a promo today.
You buy one coffee and
you get another one for free." 

"Why didn't you say so earlier?
Come on! I have to buy
the whole shoppe!"