Vi grumbles under her breath.
She can't believe she's being
insulted for liking iced coffee.
And by someone who haven't
tried it before, no less!
"You drink coffee hot because
you want to stay awake.
The taste is purer and undiluted
compared to that atrocity!
Who even puts that white stuff on-"
He stops talking when Vi shoves
the straw in his mouth.
Out of utter surprise,
he instinctively sips.
He blanks out for a few seconds until...
"Where can I buy this whole establishment?"
YOU ARE READING
The Misadventures of Collar Beaumont
HumorFunny (I think) drabbles about Collar Beaumont, one of the main characters in my The Battle of the Chibis.