The Misadventures of Collar Beaumont

Halloween Costume Featuring Bunny Ears

Collar and Vi enter a costume shoppe.
She said something about
Halloween and the man just
learned to get on with whatever she wants.
She's a force to be reckoned with anyway. 

"Why are we here, Vi?" he asks grumbly.

His feet hurt and he just
wants to go home to Claire and Clarence.
Why can't Ellie or Nox
accompany this woman anyway? 

"I told you.
I'm buying a costume for a party," she replies, walking through aisles. 

With a gasp,
she points to the stand full of... 

"Bunny ears?" 

Collar shrieks at the sight of the stand.
The ears vary in colours and he
points an accusing finger at her. 

"Have you been killing rabbits
for these atrocities?
I can't fucking believe you!
This is abuse!
I will sue you!
You murdered my possible cousins for-"

"They're toys. Fake.
No animals are harmed in the process of making these."

"Oh."