I screamed at Mrs Salad for about 10 minutes until I concluded that I wasn't hungry for her bullshit so she can come as long as she buys me my sausage. she grabbed her blender as usual and we walked to the dark alley.
"These alleys are beautiful I must grab some dirt and add it to my future sausage smoothie." says mrs salad
But they had run out of sausages, and Joshie wasn't there!
there was an old rickety man with a sweaty lilac sweater paired with a Justin beiber bikini bottom.
AND all he had was some spicy pumpkins!
what was life anymore. They ran out of sausages!!! I feel dead inside, my life is crumbling before me because of that one sausage I was to late to get!!! but was it the sausage or Joshie that I was hungry for?
