Joshie was standing in a tux mad of my toe fungi. he looks ever so handsome. I was walking down in a dress made of jelly. gooey! I start nibbling the bottom of the dress while going down the isle. there Joshie stop there. I look at my flowers that turned out to be sausages. where's KELLY? I miss my pumpkin spice latte. I look at joshies lips which are sausages!
"you may kiss the bride" the person thingy said.
I slowly go in for a nibble of lip sausages.
then I wake up!
this was the perfect dream!
I wake up to mrs salad and her 89 yet old bf in the corner playing patty cake! how initameate. she must really like him.
I get up to put on my bikini. I walk outside where it's snowing. good thing I wore a bikini. I go to a tree where Kelly is tied to with a child leash. I untie
"we have to get down to business. for . out wedding!" I yell in his frail ear.
"ok" he said blandly.
"do you think I can call me moma bear about the wedding tho"
"if u must," I respond,
he takes his I phone 3 out which has a background of the ear bone.
"hey um mom I'm getting married" he says
"WHAT?" I hear from the phone
then he hangs up. the dream made me wonder should I marry joshie or Kelly?
