My mind was wondering, do I like Joshie because of his... plump, indulgent, sassy, and juicy sausages, or for his 300 pound self.
I decided to call my friend Betsy.
"Hey um Betsy can you like, ummmm come over?" I ask through the phone.
"Sure, ill be right there," she quickly responds.
when she comes I tell her about Joshie. we decide to go on our favorite website www.buyabf.org. we always keep our eyes out for boyfriends, desperate, lonely boys. we found a boy who's tall, blonde hair, and blue eyes for 39.99. hmmm maybe if I buy him Joshie will get jealous and give me free sausages to get back with him.
I get my moms debit card and pay for this lonely hunk.
you're new bf will be delivered in 30 minuets, the computer screen read.
"lets make you pretty for your new boyfriend!" Betsy suggested
"Sure! lets look like whores!" I said
we piled on the makeup and wore push up bras and skimpy dresses.
*Ding Dong*
"They're here!" I sang
I pushed my boobs up and opened the door slowly.
"Hello there..." I said trying to sound seductive.
"Uh hey" the tall boy said obviously horrified at my profile
I handed him the $40 plus a tip, hoping for a little extra something something.
we ate chips for like half an hour. then I leaned in for the kiss.
"Hey that's gonna be another $10 for kissing and $20 for intimacy." he warned as he pulled away.
I gave him a crisp $100 bill. that should be enough for her pleasure.
