a/n
above is a pic or lewbert from icarly
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I'm torn between marrying Joshie or KELLY I mean Joshie has sausages and Kelly is so up beat. I decide to do this bachelor style. I call them over to my house. I'm dressed a lady gaga bra and panties. that's it.
"you have 45 minuets to buy me the best gift possible"
then they were off
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Joshie got me a wheel barrel full of sausages and Kelly got me a bean plant. each was so beautiful. idk which one to choose
"it's a tie" I say
"next task is to write me love poem in 10 minuets. GO"
10 minuets later Joshie recited his poem
"sausage
sausages are so beautiful.
almost as beautiful as u"
I poem made me start tearing up at the sound.
then Kelly's:
"olives
you are pretty yes u are
maybe I would hookup with u
at a bar"
at this point my tears are streaming down my face. both so beautiful.
"it's a tie" I say
there's a tie breaker
"now buy me a wedding dress"
5 hours later Joshie and Kelly bring beautiful dresses.
joshies has sausages everywhere. woven. he made it himself
total: 14$
Kelly has a floral gown with a long train.
total:67,893$
"AND THE WINNER IS....."
a/n
who do u think will win her heart?!
