Norway frantically ran to Iceland's house grieving his lack of butter. He finally made it to the door, banging for his brother to let him in. "ICCY!" He cried. "LET ME IN!" When there was no response, he kicked the door down and raced for the kitchen. He flung open the refrigerator's door and hastily grabbed the first stick of butter he found. He unwrapped it and started passionately licking it. "Oh, butter..." He whispered to the dairy product. "We will never be apart again." He started chewing on the creamy food. "Oh, baby you taste so good."
~~~~~~~~~~~12 sticks of butter later~~~~~~~~~~
Iceland leisurely walked back to his house after a meeting with his boss. "I'll make lots of extra buttery for Norway." He finally made it to his house, noticing that his door was kicked down. "I'm being robbed!" He exclaimed. "Friday I'LL COME SAVE YOU!" He dashed into his week layer to save his damsel in distress, only to find his older brother, smothered in butter, making out with the contents of his fridge. "Friday, you cheated on me? With my brother? He exclaimed, tears welling up. Suddenly, Mr. Puffin popped out of the freezer, his beak stuffed with sausages. "You too, Mr. Puffin? WHY CAN'T I HOLD RELATIONSHIPS WITH HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES? He cried, running out the door to go find a microwave to love.
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