Shirk and Siegbert arrive in the middle of the battle after escaping their deep realms.
Shiro: *Incredible proud of himself* Hey mom!
Zaida: Shiro! What are you doing here?!
Seigbert:*sees others and is happy to see his parents, waves*
Emilia: *sighs* Xander, your son...
Xander: I am proud. If he wishes to fight let him fight.
Ryoma: Zaida, I didn't know you had a son.
Zaida: He's your son, too.
Ryoma: When? Huh... Are you sure?
Zaida: *throws shoe* Yes!
Shiro: Mom is awesome. So is Dad but I will be more awesome.
Zaida: If you don't pay attention is school pretty soon you won't be.
Shiro: *laughs and rubs neck* School is boring, I want to fight!
Ryoma: Absolutely not.
Zaida: *blocks hit from enemy* Now is not the time, pick up your lance, Shiro. *tosses Ryoma his sword*Ryoma, your sword.
Xander: *picks up Emilia, throws her on the back of his horse as they attack together*
Siegbert: *in awe of his parents bond*
Shiro: *watching Zaida and Ryoma flawlessly destroy enemies, begins slapping Seigbert's leg frivolously* Dude! My parents!
Seigbert: My parents.
Both Shiro and Seigbert: *see Leo and Una perform an attack that takes out many enemies* Dude, Forrest's parents.
- Battle ends-
Leo: *riding beside Una and Forrest* Una, I'm surprised we were able to pull off that attack with you being pregnant.
Una: Smells like victory to me. I guess we should meet up with Corrin now.
Xander: *Riding with Emilia on the back of his horse, chuckles* Indeed.
Emilia: Xander, Seigbert, *smiles* I'm so glad you're both here. I have news."
Xander: News?
Emilia: SEIGBERT
Xander: *mildly spooked*
Seigbert: *Jumps* M-Mother?
Emilia: * giggles* Nothing, just put the book away, dear. It's dangerous.
Siegbert: *puts away book* What's the news?
Emilia: You're going to be an older brother.
Xander: That's great.
Zaida: *smiles* Congratulations.
Emilia: Thank you, Queen Zaida.
Zaida: *stops dead in her tracks*
Ryoma: *laughs* You misunderstand, Lady Emilia, she is only the mother of my child. *To Zaida* If you'd like you could be my queen.
Zaida:*catches up* What?
Ryoma: *smiles to himself* Nothing, just grasping at air.
Zaida: *confused* Right, whatever, man.
Shiro: *Riding with Siegbert, groans in irritation at his parents* He wants to marry you, Mom!
Zaida: Is that what you said?
Ryoma: *blushes* Something along those lines.
Zaida: Oh, um, ask again later.
- Several minutes pass by-
Ryoma: Zaida?
Zaida: Hmm?
Ryoma: Will you grant me the honor of being my wife?
Zaida: Okay.
Ryoma: Okay?
Zaida: Yes, I'll marry you. *blushing*
Ryoma: *goes to hug her* That's great!
Zaida: *blushing harder, pushes him away* Don't touch me.
Ryoma:*chuckles* She's so hot I can't even touch her.
Zaida: *blushes as everybody else groans*
Shiro: Since we're all admitting life-changing things. I have something as well. *Looks to Seigbert, noticing the light blush on his cheeks* I'm fucking gay.
Ryoma: *Taken by surprise*
Zaida: *Irritated* Watch your mouth or I'll come over there and slap you.
Siegbert: *Is mildly offended but has misunderstood* Forgive me, Lady Zaida, but gay is not a bad word. It is an expression of love and trust. Just because your son is a homosexual doesn't make him bad. He's still the same little boy you carried as a fetus and raised into the lovely young man that stands before us today.
Zaida: *raises her eyebrow and has crossed arms* I wasn't talking about gay, I was talking about the unnecessary word between them. If you don't mind I'd like to point put I don't care if he's gay, straight, religious, not religious or a cross-dresser. He will always be my son and that's that. Now, if I don't say so myself it seems you're harboring some untold feelings.
Seigbert: *blushes and looks at his father, then looks at Shiro* You tell them.
Shiro:*smirks, looks Xander straight in the eye* I screwed your son.
Ryoma: Shiro!
Seigbert: Not that! *ears red from embarrassment* Shiro, you're the worst.
Zaida: *laughing*
Emilia: * asleep*
Xander: * Not sure if he heard correctly* Boys can't get other boys pregnant right?
Zaida:*Laughs harder*
Ryoma: This is not a laughing matter.
Emilia: *Woke* What's going on?
Xander: Oh, Emilia. Shiro just announced that he had intercourse with our son.
Emilia: *faints*
Shiro: I killed your mom...
Seigbert: Yours won't stop laughing.
Shiro: *shrugs* It's how she is.
Leo, Una, and Forrest: *quietly watching the chaos*
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Multi-Fandom Short Sories
FanfictionJust thoughts about things that are sruck in my head from my fandoms, some are just funny some include my oc (By some I mean most ;p). If you don't like it, just deal cause' honestly I don't care, but if you have tips or tidbits of information feel...
