Jokes // m.c

Cactus

Hey. I am in a good mood for once. I saw the 5sos Target prank, holy shit I couldn't stop laughing. I love the part when Ashton sings Amnesia nearly yelling. Also please bless my mom, she is amazing. I was watching Jimmy Kimmel (recorded) and my mom was watching it with me and she said Luke was pretty hot. She thinks Calum is pretty cute, but Ashton is too sexy and she thinks Michael isn't good looking. I would have recorded our argument. I slayed on that fight. No one messes with da queen. *snaps fingers* lol. Bitch, Michael is a sex god, just like the rest of 5sos, but more fucking hot because of his lilac hair and his EYEBROW PIERCING HOLY CRAP. Anyways, enjoy that gif on the right side below. That is me when my mom says to do something like clean or go outside, and I am just like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH bitch you thought." and I would walk away, terrified of what she will do to me later. Before I forget, bless this chick ^^^^^. She is amazing AND I LOVE HER. So if you be talking shit about her, please go fuck yourself with a cactus :) AND YESS I CAN NAME THIS CHAPTER CACTUS, I OWN AND WRITE THIS SO I CAN WRITE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. Byee xx

Calum's POV:

I can't believe Rebecca cried, for me. I feel close as strangers with her (see what I did there :D). "Calum are you even listening.?" Luke says, waking me from my thoughts. "Ohh, yeah. I just zoned out for a sec." I say. "Anyways, so my poison did work.? That is just amazing." the Joker says. "It did, which would have got me killed unless Luke saved my ass." I say. Michael looks at me then Rebecca. He sighs, getting of the floor. "Ashton and Calum, stay up with me looking for food and supplies." he says. Motherfucker. I roll my eyes as I get up from the floor, Rebecca already falling asleep. "Luke just take her to the room upstairs, and keep her on watch. Tomorrow we need to get out in the public to buy her new clothes and other shit." Michael says. "Yes sir." Luke says carrying Rebecca over his shoulder. "Hey Luke, thanks." I say. He nods then walks up the stairs. 

Luke's POV:

I walk up the stairs, darkness leading us. I got use to the the dark, and I learned from the best not to fear it. I kick a door opened, not giving a shit if I put her here, to be honest I am tired as hell. I lay her on the bed, as I hear her mumble something I couldn't catch. I run my fingers through my hair, as I close the door. I slip off my shoes for the second time, then gently lay on the bed with Rebecca. I quickly close my eyes, letting my whole body let lose for once. In seconds, I drift into sleep.

Michael's POV:

We look around the building not finding those goddamn weapons, but at least we found food. I then notice a big metal door, almost looking like a safe door. I twist the metal handle, revealing the most amazing things I have ever seen. "I must be dead, because I have found heaven." I say walking in. "What is it.?" I hear Ashton yell. Weapons, bombs, a big ass tank, and a bigger pyramid of money stacked neatly. "Thank you plan b.!!" I yell. I laugh, skipping back to the metal doorway. "That is..wow." Calum says. "Yup." I say closing the door. "Now that we have found it, we can all go to sleep." I say. Ashton and Calum nod, in agreement. We shut off all the lights and head up the stairs. I walk straight to the room down the hall, unlocking it with my knife. I enter and close the door as I look around the room. I take out the yearbook from my coat, and lay it on my bed. I clean my face, and take off all my clothes leaving my boxers on. I slam my body on the bed feeling tired as fuck. Should I go out into the public.? Without all the face make up and just borrow some clothes from the others and walk out.? What if Rebecca gets all freaked out, finding out that her ex best friend kidnapped her. I should just make the others go as I stay and make some plans for the next massacre. I sigh, closing my eyes. I should go out for once, no.?