Jokes // m.c

Another.

Hey guys, I decided to update right now because i love my best friend euge c: Anyways, I have been a little down for the past couple of days. I tried to commit this time, but I ended up sort of bad. I threw up and once that was done I took alot of pills and passed out..sorry. Anyways, enough of that I hope you enjoy this chapter it will be sort of long I guess. Byee xx

Calum's POV:

I can hear Michael and Becca yelling at each other. "Why the fuck do they always do this. I'm sick of this." I mumble. "What.?" Mckenna asks. "Ohh nothing." I sigh. I feel so tired. I haven't slept for days out of the things that are happening. Everyone has their own separate ways, not much has happened like before. Before Rebecca came. I haven't been talking to her lately, and I don't know why.? "So Calum, how's agoing.?" Mckenna asks breaking my train of thoughts. "A lot of shit, but still smiling. How about you.? I say as I run my fingers through my messy hair. "Well probably like you, but sorry to say your life has been more shitty than mine." she lightly chuckles. "Ohh." I say. "You guys can come in now." I hear Michael say. I look up and see his face pale and showing his scars. "Alright." I say as I get off from the floor. We walk in and see Becca sitting on a chair next to the hospital bed. "Luke, its Rebecca. I umm, just wanted to say we all miss you. We really do, and also I hope you find yourself back to your body. I know you are probably lost in the darkness, but you will find light. I promise you that." she says sobbing. She turns around and notices me and Mckenna walking in, then quickly wipes away her tears. "Anyways, we have a new member, her name is Mckenna. Say Hi Mckenna." she says. Mckenna walks up the the bed next to Rebecca and stays standing. "Umm, hi I'm Mckenna and I will be substituting for you until you wake up." she says softly. 

Luke's POV:

I ignore the fighting for a while and only hear Rebecca. Ohh how I miss seeing her beautiful face. I hear an unfamiliar voice right next to me. "Umm, hi I'm Mckenna and I will be substituting for you until you wake up." she says nicely. What a nice name. "I am sorry to interrupt, but the visiting hours are finished for today. " I hear what seems to be a nurse. "Alright. Thank you." Michael says. "I'll be out guys, bye Luke." he says as I hear a door close. "I'm sorry we have to go. Ashton wanted to tell you something, but I had to give him his medicine and he knocked out real quick. Anyways, he will come by tomorrow to talk to you. I hope you have a good night Luke." Rebecca says as she gives me a kiss. I can feel my body react to it, like getting the chills. Bye Rebecca. "Luke, hope to see you waking up tomorrow. Bye mate." Calum says. Bye Cal. "Good night Luke." I hear Mckenna say. Night Mckenna. I wish I could see all of you. 

Midnight.

Michael's POV:

I tip toe down the stairs while putting on a black hoodie. It is pitch black down here, that only a few light from the windows show. I open the big door from the building and quickly slip through it. I run from the building as fast as I can. Tears are spilling as I make my way into the street. I really need to get out of there for a night. With everything coming to an end, by things getting worse. I need a break. I walk out into the streets not much people walking, but a couple are. Prostitutes on every corner, trying to get a good fuck. I walk the opposite side from them, but of course one has to walk up to me. (euge i promise this isn't you, its me. jk lmao) "Hey there pretty boy." she says. I quickly glance at her and notice her face. She has light blue eyes, and her face looking so smooth, her cheekbones forming her face so perfectly. She has jet black hair and as I look down I see her wearing a black mini skirt and a pink floyd crop top, completely showing her stomach. She is smoking a cigarette showing her big ass gap in her two front teeth. "Leave me alone shitface." I tell her as I begin to walk a little faster. She looks attractive, but she looks like she will give me herpies or something. "Fag." she yells. "Whatever gold digger." I say flipping her off. I walk around for a while and find myself walking into a club. Music is blasting as sweaty people crowd me. I walk up to the bar, not much people by it. "What would you like.?" the bar tender asks me. "Just give me a glass of jack daniels." I tell him. I look around the club sort of feeling uncomfortable, noticing people nearly getting naked or looking like they are eating each other. Its really disgusting, it makes me want to gag. "Here you go." he says as I hear the glass being set on the table. "Thanks." I say. I girl next to me sits down, looking quite tired. "Hey bar tender, give me some vodka." she says. I turn to her and notice her figure. She has light brown hair and eyes, with jeans and a normal t shirt. "Ohh umm hi." she says. I look at her and wave shyly at her. "Having fun.?" I ask her. "No, Just came in here randomly." she yells, walking up to me. "Ohh me too." I yell back. "Whats your name.?" she asks me. "The names Michael. And yours.?" I ask as I take a sip of my drink. "Just call me Euge." she says as she puts the the small glass to her lips and brings her head back. 

"I feel so wasted Mike." she slurs as she slams the shot glass against the table. "Me too." I say. "Whats with the scars.?" she asks. My head is spinning, not really caring on what I say. "Ohh, I had a horrible life so I cut my face and became like a criminal or something." I giggle. "Ohh I'm so sorry about that." she says. "You know, I just barley met you, but you seem pretty rad. I think we are becoming amazing friends." she burps. "Oh my god, you are so sweet. I think that about you to Euge." I slur. I finally feel free, I'm so proud of myself. I feel my phone vibrate in my pants. I grab it from the inside of my boxers and see a call from Calum. "Hold on, I gotta answer this. Its the asian one." I say. I slide the call button and put the speaker to my ear. "Hey Michael, where the fuck are you.?" he says. "Ohh you know, just planting my rice crops." I slur. Euge bursts into laughter making me laugh. "Really funny. Are you drunk.?" he yells. "Bitch I might be." I say (oh my fucking god i have been laughing for 5 minutes). "You have to get back, all the gangbangers called and said that later on today you will be in a meeting with them." he says. "Ok ok. Anyways, I have a new friend." I say. "What.?" Calum asks. "Her name is Euge and she is super nice. I think she should come over." I slur. "Ohh, I guess we can have another clown." Calum sighs. "Well, please come home right now please." he says then hangs up. "Hey Euge, can I ask you something." I say nearly falling on top of her. "Anything Mikey." she giggles. "Would you like to come and work for me." I say. "Of course, lets go." she slurs yanking me through the maze of people. I look around and see a bunch of blurry people, until I see shiny glass. "I gotta pee." Euge says stopping for a second. "Can't you hold it.?" I laugh loudly. "Fine." she giggles. We walk down the street noticing that stupid london look hooker. "Came back for me fag.?" she says. "No wanna be maybeline model, I'm walking home." I say. "Hey mother nature called she wants her color back." she spits. "Hey, london called and said you have a bigger gap than your thighs." I said as Euge's face turns bright red by laughing. "Ohh my god, you slayed her ass." she yells. She raises her hand for a high five, but we both end up high fiving our faces. "I hope we don't eat shit." I giggle walking up to the dirt path. "What type of shit.?" Euge questions. "I don't know, but now I need to take a shit." I say. "Ewww." she says pushing me. I fall on the dirt, not wanting to get up. "Asshole, you made me eat dirt not shit." I slur. We both end up laughing until we see two bright lights flashing at us.

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made it long bc i love my kenna and euge :)

night....

p.s. don't look up the words butt plugs.

its gross, but for me it was hilarious.

ok bye.