Jokes // m.c

Surprise

Hey. I am going to try to name you readers. If you want comment below what name you would want. I am thinking of crazy clowns, or any type of food. lol. I don't know I just need a name for you guys. Anyways, I really wish I lived in New York, 5sos are going to be on the Today show tomorrow, and alot of my fan accs are camping out and shit. It pisses me off. I live like the other side of the US. -.- Also, enjoy another gif I like. It represents all the guys who think they are all tough, until they see a fucking ladybug and they all freak out, and I am just standing there giving them the 'wtf' face. Ughh, I know I am not funny. Byee xx

Michael's POV:

I wake up, hearing loud banging from down the hall. I get up, slipping on my clothes I put on everyday, it is the only thing I have. I then quickly put the paint on my face, in complete darkness. I grab my shot gun and head out the door. I walk down the hall, waiting for the noise to come. It comes back, a loud thud joining. I look down the hall, noticing Calum, Ashton, and Luke with guns in their hands. "What is that.?" Calum asks. I ignore him and run to Luke. "You stay in the room, don't let Rebecca get out. Keep her safe and protected." I demand. "But si-" he begins to say, as I interrupt him. "No, follow my orders or you will have these scars." I say through my teeth, pointing at my scars. He sighs, then nods. He goes back in the room, as the others follow on back of me. I walk down the stairs, wondering how that person got in. I then hear beeping noises coming from the empty hall. I sigh, then walk normally in. I look, a smile growing on my face. "Surprised. I thought you would have never made it." I say. "Where is she.?" The Batman yells. "Now you see, you don't need to talk in that tone you can just simply ask." I say. He then shoots his gauntlets, nearly cutting my face. I run to him grabbing one of my knives. He swings for a punch, missing. I punch him multiple times, making him fall to the ground. I yank him up and throw him on the wall. "If you are referring Rebecca as she, I have no idea." I say putting the knife to his lips. He then punches me, causing me to drop me knife. "Where is Rebecca.?" he yells again, having my pinned by a metal pole, facing the way to the stairs. I laugh, noticing Calum. "Plan B.?" he mouths.  I kick the pool, giving him the sign. He nods then goes up the stairs. "She is miles away from this place." I lie. I grab another knife from my pocket, cutting his arm. He flinches, backing away. I then grab a bar laying randomly from the floor, hitting him. I laugh, hitting him harder. He kicks my stomach, knocking the wind out of me. He then gets up, punching me. "Stop lying, where is she." he yells, as I reach for a grenade in my coat. I get up from the floor, revealing it. "You know I don't mind dying." I say. I pull the safety pin out, ready to pull out the lever. He then begins to run towards me, I then pull the lever throwing it at him. I run up the stairs, hoping that he would be dead. The explosion bursts, feeling the hot flames near me skin. 

Calum's POV:

I run up the stairs, sort of hoping The Batman doesn't kill or turn The Joker in. I run down the hall to Rebecca's room, knocking on the door. I look and see Rebecca already dressed, sitting on the bed. "Plan B.?" Luke asks. I nod, looking at Rebecca. They both head out the door, Rebecca confused. "Its okay, just follow." I say, intertwining my fingers with hers. She blushes lightly, looking down. "Wait don't we need like clothes or something.?" she asks as we walk down the hall, Ashton opening a window. "No, we are going to come back. Don't worry." I whisper, lying to her. She nods as Luke and Ashton climb out of the window. I then look out the window, Ashton giving me a thumbs up. I nod, as I jump out. It is a long fall, but I don't get hurt. "Come on, Becca. Its your turn." I whisper yell. "Umm, it looks like a long fall." she says. "Please jump, we don't have much time." Luke says. She sighs and sits on the window. "Catch me, please. I don't want to die." she says. "I will catch you I promise, jump." I say laying my arms out. She closes her eyes, throwing herself. I catch her, feeling her shake. "You are okay, you can open your eyes now." I whisper. She opens one eye, then the other. She sighs in relief, as I gently set her down on her feet. "Thanks for catching me." she says. I nod, holding her hand again. 

Luke's POV:

We jump off the small roof, heading for the helicopters. "Are we going to leave him.?" Rebecca asks. "No, there is an extra one, see.?" I say. She looks at it, then nods. "Ohh." she says as we hop in the helicopter. I start the helicopter, as we start to get off the floor. In seconds, we are up in the air. I look down, hearing an explosion. "He will be following us in a couple of minutes." I say, Ashton moving the handles forward. I hope the other location has clothes for Rebecca. I know for sure we will never come back to that place.