Jokes // m.c

Noticing

Hey, I am sort of updating early tonight. I have orientation tomorrow morning, so I need to wake up early. I hope you like the story so far. Do you guys really like this.? Cuz I think it is too crappy. lol. Please enjoy the pic on the right side of cute lil Michael. That is how Michael's hair is in the story, but alittle darker. Hope you enjoy the update for today. Love you my Bagels.!!! Byee xx

Calum's POV:

I wake up still feeling sleepy. I keep my eyes closed as I stretch. I slowly open my eyes, the sun light slightly too bright. I jump off my bed, slipping on my jeans, shoes and socks heading for the bathroom. I peek my head out the door, checking to see if anyone is up. Nobody in sight. I walk down the hall, noticing a slightly opened door. I hope its the bathroom, I really need to take a piss. I walk in noticing that it is the bathroom. I quickly unzip, sighing in relief. I finish and zip up. I flush and walk to the sink. I wash my hands and decide to look for toothbrushes and toothpaste. I finally find them hidden under the sink. I find one for each of us, and even mouth wash. I pick the color orange for my toothbrush. I wet the brush also adding the paste on the bristle, beginning to brush my teeth. I look at the cracked mirror noticing a sharpie mustache, looking like Hitler. I drop my toothbrush in the sink, my jaw hanging. "Luke.!!!" I yell.  In seconds, Luke and Rebecca appear on the doorway while I rinse my mouth. "What is this.?" I say pointing at the drawing on my face. "It was Rebecca.!! She did it.!!" he says pointing at her. "Hey, it wasn't my idea. I was just going along with it.!!" she defends. "Who ever it was, I don't care. The problem is how am I going to get this off.!?" I yell. "At least we didn't write I suck dick or I eat crap for breakfast." Luke says (OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE I EAT CRAP FOR BREAKFAST HAHA XD). I add soap on my hands then begin to rub rapidly on my face. Some of it comes off, sort of faded. I groan grabbing the end of my shirt, beginning to rub rapidly on my upper lip. After a few minutes pass, I decide to check. "Is it off yet.?" I ask them. "Yeah, it actually is." Rebecca says. I check on the mirror, the black ink gone. I sigh in relief heading out the door. "Aren't you guys going to brush your teeth or something.?" I mumble. "Crap.!!" Rebecca says as I hear the sink running. I turn around noticing Luke's face bright red, like a tomato. The fuck.? I roll my eyes, heading for Ashton's room.

Luke's POV:

I can't believe I kissed her, and we both didn't even brush our teeth. Now that is gross. I head for the sink grabbing a random toothbrush. I begin to brush, looking at the mirror. I have never noticed that my hair is all over the place. We both rinse our mouths, not even bothering to look at each other. I feel so stupid for not even brushing my teeth earlier. I just can't believe she didn't over react on the kiss. I was the one getting all freaked out. "Luke." Rebecca says, waking me from my thoughts. "Huh.?" I ask. "I said if you can scoot your little butt to the side, I dropped my toothbrush." she says. "Ohh, sorry." I mumble moving out of the way. She picks up the toothbrush laying it next to Calum's. She looks up at me, a small giggle escaping her lips. "What.? Is there something on my face.?" I ask. "No, its just your hair is all over the place. Do you mind if I fix it.?" she asks. "Go ahead, be the hair stylist." I say. "Sit." she demands. I sit on the toilet seat, as her finger run through my hair. She wets her hands then begins to fix it. I can feel her fingers pull up my hair, moving it to the side, and other stuff I didn't catch. A few minutes pass, as she looks around it. "Done." she says, pulling a hair out of place. "Oww." I say. "Shh. You are going to like it." she says pushing me to the mirror. I look  and see that its a quiff now. I actually like it, way better than having it down. "It looks good." I say. She gives me a smile as she brushes her hair with her fingers, making it look less messy. "I am so hungry." she says as we walk out. "Yeah me too, lets go eat." I say. As we walk down the hall we notice Calum and Ashton walking towards us. "That was a nice mustache you put on my upper lip." Ashton says, the mustache gone. "Shut up, you are lucky we didn't write random shit." I say. "Whatever. Now I am hungry, lets all go eat." Ashton says. We nod in agreement, heading down the stairs.