Agent Arizona: Season 15

Previously On

Dylan and Jax walk into an open valley where they see some type of makeshift base. They walk towards it. 

"Hello? Somebody! Anybody!" Dylan calls out. 

"Move it! Move it!" Sarge yells. 

Dylan sees someone in a Warthog. "Hey, slow down! I need to get-" 

Sarge drives past her and Jax. "No can do! I'm late for battle!" 

"Was that...Sarge?" Dylan says shocked. 

Simmons runs past them incredibly fast speaking at the rate of his speed. 

"And Simmons?" 

Tucker then appears at the top of the base. "Yo, Grif! What about the Blue Goo Dolls?" 

Grif runs up unaware of the reporters. "No! Red Zeppelin!" 

"The Blue Fighters!" 

"Uh, the Grateful Red!" 

"Oh god, no! Screw you!" Tucker groans before disappearing back into the base. 

Dylan drops her jaw seeing the orange Simulation Trooper. "You're Grif! Grif, can you help us?" 

Grif laughs hysterically before looking the pair. "Who the heck are you?" 

"Dylan Andrews, Interstellar-" 

"Whoa, hold up!" Grif raises his hand cutting her off. "I just realized how much I don't care." 

"Th-Captain Caboose, he fell off a cliff. I think he's dead." Dylan states. 

"Whoa, you killed Caboose? Good job! Can you kill Sarge next, ooh, wait, no! Donut, THEN Sarge!" Grif says excitedly at the thought. 

Simmons comes running by again. "I sentas hiper kai plenta de enegeria!" 

"Anyone seen my tanning oil?" Donut asks. Grif turns and immediately covers his visor in disgust. 

"Geez Donut, we have guests! Put some clothes on, for pete's sake!" Grif snaps. 

Tucker appears on the base again. "Oh, Blue-Tang Clan!" 

"The Red Kennedys!" Grif says back. 

There is a loud whistling sound, as something is falling from a great height.

"SUCK IT NEWTON!" Sarge shouts as his Warthog falls from the sky and hits the ground in a giant explosion.

"Oh ho ho, pyrotechnics!" Jax laughs entertained. 

"Dang it! Foiled again!" Sarge grumbles as he exits the burning vehicle unscathed. 

"LISTEN, EVERYONE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE ALL DOING, BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW YOUR MAN CABOOSE IS TERRIBLY INJURED, AND POSSIBLY DEAD!" Dylan yells. 

"Oh no! Not Caboose!" Dylan and Jax turn to see the comical blue trooper next to them uninjured. "We need to go rescue him!" 

"Y-You're okay?" Dylan says with her mouth ágape. 

"Oh, pft, yeah. Y'know, I fell down and stuff, but y'know I landed on my head and that's okay because that's the part that's most used to it, so yeah I'm fine, things are good now, yeah I'm gonna go lay down." Caboose then walks away. 

Suddenly Dylan and Jax hear rifles cock and see Agents Washington, Carolina and Cyclops with their weapons aimed at them. 

"Now would be a great time to start explaining yourself, ma'am." Wash says. 

"You can start with who you are and what you're doing here." Carolina adds. 

"Washington and Carolina? You're alive!" Dylan breathes.