Agent Arizona: Season 15

True Colors

Loco is busy working on the 'cloaking device' as Caboose talks to him. 

"...Yeah, so I was in the middle of a story and then our ship crashed and Zone said we were marooned, but everyone looked like their normal colors to me, so I think he probably just had a concussion." 

"Wow! This story is awesome!" Loco says highly entertained. 

"Yeah, and then I found Freckles, and did you find any double A batteries?" Caboose asks. 

Loco appears form behind the machine. "I asked, sorry, no luck. Then what happened on singing planet?" 

"Eh, well then these pirates showed up." 

"Pirates?! No...way! Did they have a lot of peg-legs?" Loco inquires. 

"No, but one of them had a shark for a face." Caboose shrugs. 

"This is the best story in the history of stories. Why were the pirates there?" 

"They were probably after Tucker's family jewels. Cause, ya know he's always talking about how valuable they are and how everyone badly wants them...so it makes sense." Caboose shrugs. 

"They didn't get them though, right? I hope there's a happy ending." Loco says hopefully. 

"Yeah, well this company Shargon infinity showed up, and then they made all Freckles' brothers and sisters...like, super angry. And then of course, Church and Xi had to die to save us all." 

"Your best friend died?" 

"No it's okay, it happens all the time." 

"That-that-that is the saddest ending ever." Loco stammers sadly. 

"Yep and that's why we're all going to go rescue him." 

"...Right." Loco looks down. "You should be able to see your best friend. Maybe I can help! Hmm...what if I could show you a door?" 

"Ah, you want me to leave." Caboose points at the exit. 

"No, it's not a "door" door. It's DOOOOR." Loco explains. "Doors go to places, but not all doors. This would be a special door." 

"Ah, so like a window." 

"...Eh-" 

"But with longer." 

"No, not really." Loco shakes his head. 

"Oh, so more like a sunroof." Caboose states. 

"Eeeeehhhh...no." 

"Aaaahhh! Yes, like a metaphor! Only I can walk through it." 

"Warmer, but that's not really what I had in mind." Loco clarifies. 

(IS ANYBODY ELSE HAVING A HARD TIME FOLLOWING THIS CONVERSTAION?) 

"So, like a metaphor for a-" 

"No!" 

"...that will take me through a journey! Where I will learn a lesson!" 

"Colder." Loco specifies. 

"And there will be a payoff...And then everyone will love me!" Caboose shouts. 

"Y-yes! That's it! Except, not at all." 

"Wher-wher-where would it go?" Caboose inquires. 

"Getting warmer...you see, it's not about "where". See, once the quantum matrix synchronizes with the nano-chrono-meters, then the entire wormhole will resonate backwards. Then we'll just need trajectories." Loco explains.