Here are 10 aDOORable knock knock jokes. (I had to, I'm sure you can HANDLE that).
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Lettuce"
Lettuce who?
"Lettuce in"
I've BEAN thinking about not including this at all, because it's so lameee (as if the others aren't).
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Europe"
Europe who?
"No I'm not!"
(Say it out loud).
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Etch"
Etch who?
"Bless you, my friend"
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Mustache"
Mustache who?
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later"
This one does not belong HAIR.( I only wrote that because of the pun #storyofmylife).
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Iva"
Iva who?
"I've a sore hand from knocking!"
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Adore"
Adore who?
"Adore is between us, open up!"
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Dozen"
Dozen who?
"Dozen anybody want to let me in?"
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Luke"
Luke who?
"Luke through the peep hole and find out"
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Ivor"
Ivor who?
"Ivor you let me in, or I'll climb through the window"
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Boo"
Boo who?
"Gosh, don't cry it's just a knock knock joke"
Those were the best I could find 😅
Anyways, is it annoying that I add my remarks to some of them? Feel free to vote, and there'll be another part soon😂 (Who am I kidding? Nobody's reading anyways).
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Bad puns are how eye roll
HumorAre you bored? Do you KNEAD some puns to use in a pun-war? I DOUGH'nt know your purposes, but why not give this collection of bad puns and jokes a try? (Nearly none of these are mine, I've just collected them over time from various websites).
