10 horrid Halloween jokes. Literally, they're drop-dead funny.
(Bc why not)
What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spooketi
I pasta website with... Dammit I screwed up ;)))) Idk I just had to get it in there somehow.
What is the most important subject witches learn at school?
Spelling
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts.
Ha, no- body would laugh at that. Upzz
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
You can see right through them.
Transparently, I'm a ghost? Didn't see that coming. Yikes, I'm cringing so hard rn.
Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
His ghoul-freind
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo!
Idk, I find this joke cute?
What kind of dessert is a ghosts favorite?
I scream
Just a CHEESY ol' classic one. Doesn't make it less GRATE.
What do vampires take when they are sick?
Coffin - drops
Why do dead girls always lie?
Well they can't stand.
Taken from 13rw ;))))
So yeah, I finally updated 😂
I'm kinda busy writing stories elsewhere, but I can try to post frequently 😫
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Bad puns are how eye roll
HumorAre you bored? Do you KNEAD some puns to use in a pun-war? I DOUGH'nt know your purposes, but why not give this collection of bad puns and jokes a try? (Nearly none of these are mine, I've just collected them over time from various websites).
