(A/N):This * shows an action,another ends the action.
*The constant beeping of the alarm interrupts Patton's dream*
Patton-*slams hand onto snooze button* *mumbles* five more minutes
Mom-*knocks on the door*Patton!You have hit that snooze button 12 times!It has been an hour get up!
Patton- Just five more minutes mom.
Mom-You have to be at school in five minutes!
Patton-*bolts upright* I'm up!
Mom-Now hurry up and get ready!Your boyfriend is already waiting for you outside!
Patton-*is out the front door in three minutes. He has a piece of untoasted toast with Crofter's Jam. *
*there is a small,black car outside waiting for Patton*
Patton-*hops into the car. He removes the slice of unheated wheat from his mouth*
Virgil-You take longer to get ready than I imagine a girl would getting ready for prom.*puts the car in drive and pulls onto the road,starting them on their journey to school*
Patton- Wait no good morning kiss? *makes a pouty face then takes a bite of the toastless wheat slice*
Virgil-If I didn't leave as soon as you got in the car,we would've been late to school because of you,again...you'll get a good morning kiss when we get there.
Patton- *whining*But I want one now *Finishes his unsped atoms of baked wheat grain*
Virgil-*rolls eyes and smiles*Fiiiiiiiine. *leans over and gives Patton a good morning kiss*
*seconds later the sound of screeching tires,car horns and breaking glass can be heard throughout the neighborhood*
Patton-*one second he is receiving his good morning kiss,the next he feels a numbing pain in his torso.*
(A/N):1.Don't hate us,please.2.I'm sorry it's so short,but the moment was too perfect to pass up.3.Here's a dictionary;Untoasted toast,slice of unheated wheat,toastless wheat slice and unsped atoms of baked wheat grain are all versions of...bread,with Crofter's,of course.
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Dad Jokes:Logicality Novel
FanfictionThis story is set in a human AU and is in scripted form.Trigger Warnings at the beginning of chapters,summaries at the end.Feel free to comment or message me grammar corrections. Patton tries to cope with sadness.Logan offers his assistance. Art is...
