Augustus E. Bahamut's Misadventurs

Part 3: Augustus' Third Servant

Augustus woke up in the middle of the to a loud ruckus outside his door.

He hopped out of his bed, wearing only his boxers. He put on a black T-shirt that read "CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE NOT GUILTY" in red text, a pair of black shorts and slippers before he took his pistol with him, loadind and chambering a round in. But before he forgot, he put on his signature black trilby.

He then walked out of his dorm and down the hall towards the commotion.

He found a peculiar scene where a pale-haired and -skinned femald Alter servant, who was wearing only a black-and-red bikini, a jacket and some other accessories was warding off some horny-looking A-Team masters.

"Away from me, you pigs!" The servant said as she swung her katana at the masters.

"Such waifu!" One said

"Much cute!" Another said.

"Mine!" A third one said in Stingy's voice.

"Goddamn waifu-lovers..." Augustus grumbled as he fired a warning shot into the air, the bullet landing on the ceiling, in which it made a small hole.

"Alright, scram ya fuckin' horny twats!" He yelled, which had the magi running away for safety, "And you, you're with me now. Let's go."

She obeyed, more than likely out of some peculiar sense of gratitude.

Once back in his dorm, Augustus turned to take a look at his new guest.

"So, you are...?" He asked.

"Jeanne d'Arc Alter, Berserker." She replied.

"Alright, cool. Wanna be part of my team?" He asked "I've only got two servants as of now, and but I ca  always use more."

"Why should I trust you any more than those other freaks?!" Jeanne said as she pointed one of her katanas at Augustus, who didn't seem to flinch.

"Lower your blade." Okita Alter stated bluntly.

"This your ho or something?" Jeanne said mockingly.

"No. This is my first servant, Okita Souji Alter, or as she calls herself, Majin Okita Souji." Augustus replied, "And to answer your first question, because of the fact you can see that I have no throbbing erection at the moment, unlike those three spooks who must have summoned you."

"Really now? And how does that make you any trustworthier?" Jeanne said as she lowered her blade before sheathing it.

"Because it shows that I have self-restraint. Most masters here seem to just want to make a harem consisting of their dream servants." Augustus said as he inched his face closer to Jeanne's to glare at her, "And what I primarily care about is a servant's capability as a fighter. And while Okita here's certainly a hard hitter while the Assassin there are all well and fine, but I think I could have use for a Berserker's power in my team."

"...Fine." Jeanne said, "But I demand a bedroom of my own. I don't trust you just yet."

"Understandable. You can either make a bed on the couch there or Okita will have to share the bed with me. Pick your poison." Augustus said.

After looking at her new master suspiciously, Jeanne walked to Okita's room.

"So, how do you wanna do the sleeping arrangements, seeing as Jeanne decided to hog your room?" He asked.

"Okita can sleep in my room. I can manage with the couch, Lord Mage." The Assassin said humbly.

"A respectable sacrifice, Hassan." You said, "Alright, good night everyone."