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Spaghetti Man

Adrien's POV

"Hey dude can you come over today?" My best friend, Nino asks.

"Sorry Nino, I have a photoshoot in..." I trail off as I look at my watch, "15 minutes ago!! I'm late! Ugh my photographer is going to be so mad. See ya tomorrow Nino." I say running to the park. When I get to the park I see a very angry photographer.

"Adrien your late again! It's fine as long as you ate the right amount of spaghetti!"

"Sorry sir," I say and he begins taking pictures. The first few are fine but then I get bored and start zoning out.

"No! No! No! You ate too much spaghetti!! I can't do this anymore! Why can't you just eat the right amount of spaghetti!" My photographer shouts at me before storming off angrily clutching his camera.

No Ones POV

**In a dark room**

"The frustration of a photographer whose model doesn't take his work seriously. This is picture perfect prey for my Akuma." Hawkmoth says holding out his hand where a white butterfly lands. He covers it with his other hand and dark energy soaks into the butterfly turning it into a black and purple Akuma. He releases it letting it fly out of the opening in the window. It flies to the angry photographer and into his camera.

"Spaghetti Man, I am Hawkmoth. I will give you the power to make sure everyone has eaten the perfect amount of spaghetti so you can get your picture perfect shots. In return I only ask that you bring me Ladybug and Chat Noir's Miraculous." Hawkmoth says showing a picture of the miraculous. "Do you accept?"

"Yes Hawkmoth." Spaghetti Man says as black and purple bubbles spread from the camera to the rest of his body, transforming him. When the bubbles stopped his clothes were replaced with his Akuma outfit. (See the picture at the top)

Spaghetti Man jumps into the air and flies back to where the photoshoot was happening. "WHERE IS ADRIEN?! I WILL MAKE SURE HE EATS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF SPAGHETTI SO MY PICTURES WILL BE PERFECT!"

Adrien's bodyguard runs up to Spaghetti Man ready to protect Adrien. Spaghetti Man holds the camera up to his face and takes a picture. Spaghetti shoots out from the camera and hits Gorilla causing him to instantly freeze. Spaghetti Man takes another picture, causing spaghetti to shoot out from the camera and hit Gorilla again. This time Gorilla went into a picture perfect pose.

Back to Adrien's POV

"WHERE IS ADRIEN?! I WILL MAKE SURE HE EATS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF SPAGHETTI SO MY PICTURES WILL BE PERFECT!" My akumatized photographer shouts. Gorilla runs forward to protect me from the Akuma. I quickly run from the park and into an alley.

"Plagg, we've got an Akuma to fight." I say Plagg flies out of his hiding place holding a piece of Camembert.

"But I'm eating Camembert," Plagg wines before popping the piece of cheese into his mouth.

"Plagg claws out!" I yell, punching the air. When I'm transformed I use my baton to jump over to the park. "Hey Noodle Boy," I yell. Spaghetti Man looks over at me.

"I am Spaghetti Man, not Noodle Boy." He yells at me. "Now get ready to have your a perfect picture of you taken. He holds up the camera and presses the button. Noodles fly out but before they can hit me a red yo-yo knocks it out of the way.

"Purrfect timing M'Lady," I say as Ladybug lands next to me. She rolls her eyes at my fabulous pun before asking,

"Did you find out where the Akuma is?"

"Of course M'Lady, it's in his camera."

"Enough talking!" Spaghetti Man says as he shoots more spaghetti at us. I easily deflect it with my baton.

"Chat can you distract him so I can get the camera?"

"It would be my purrleasure," I say with a grin before walking up to Spaghetti Man.

"Get ready to get your perfect picture taken." Spaghetti Man says.

"Furst you'll have to catch me!" I say. He shoots spaghetti at me but I dodge it. I see Ladybug sneaking up behind Spaghetti Man, but before she can grab the camera he turns around and shoots spaghetti at her. I run as fast as I can ram into Spaghetti Man causing the spaghetti to miss Ladybug.

"Thanks Kitty," Ladybug shouts to me.

"Anything fur you Bugaboo." I say causing her to roll her eyes.

"Lucky Charm!" Ladybug yells throwing her yo-yo up into the air.

Ladybug's POV

"Lucky Charm!" I yell throwing my yo-yo into the air. An Agreste Fashion magazine falls into my hands. "What am I supposed to do with this," I mutter under my breath. I open it and start looking through it.

Everything is grey except for one name and picture which are flashing red and black. I look closer and see 'photos done by Vincent' under a picture of Adrien's photographer. I look at Spaghetti Man and realize that he is Vincent.

"Chat get ready!" I shout.

"Cataclysm!" Chat Noir yells. I walk over to a nearby bench and sit down flipping through the magazine.

"What three year old took these photos?" I say loudly feeling guilty for trash talking these beautiful photos of Adrien. "The little girl I babysit could take better pictures than this." I look up to see Spaghetti Man throw down his camera and storm towards me. Chat Noir quickly grabs the camera disintegrating it with his cataclysm. The Akuma flies out of the camera and tries to get away.

"No more evildoing for you, little Akuma." I say running my finger along my yo-yo causing it to open up. I spin my yoyo around while yelling, "Time to de-evilize!" I throw my yo-yo at the Akuma catching it. "Gotcha," I say before pressing the middle spot and releasing the now white butterfly. "Bye Bye, little butterfly" I say as it flies away. I throw the Magazine in the air and shout, "Miraculous Ladybug.

I walk over to Chat Noir and hold up my fist. "Pound it," we say as we fist bump.

"Goodbye M'Lady, Chat Noir says before jumping away with his baton.

"Goodbye Kitty, I say before swinging off in the opposite direction. I drop into an alley right as Tikki flies out of my earrings.

"These Akumas keep getting weirder and weirder," she says giggling.

"Yeah, they really do." I say. A loud crash echoes through the alley. I look to where the crash came from and see somebody trying to get up surrounded by a bunch of knocked over trash cans. I quickly look the other way to see that this alley is a dead end. "Oh shoot," I say knowing there's no way I can get out without the person seeing me.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

I can't write Akuma Attacks but I tried. See you next week!

-Ally