Drunk Sans

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    "SO yOu THINK Yuu cAN TAKe e MAH KETCHUP BABE AWAY FRoM mE?!?!?" Sans yelled at Papyrus, face red.
"SANS, I AM VERY CONCERNED RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU OKAY?" Papyrus questioned Sans.
"nO I am nOT oKAy somEbODY IZZA TRyan'ta TAkE MAhhH KETCHUP BABE awAY FROMS ME!!" Sans stopped and considered the situation he was in at the moment. Then, he realized what was going on. "It WAS yuuU!" he pointed accusingly at Papyrus.
"W-WHAT? ME? SANS, YOU ARE BEING RIDICULOUS. AND... WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?"
"yoUU StoLED MAH KEtCHUP BABY anD iZza holdIN HEr HOstaGE!!! welllLLL, WEllLLll, wEElll... uR PLAN FAILed! sHE IZZA STRoonG anD CAN SERVIVe yER TOrtuREEEee..." Sans then fell asleep. Papyrus picked him up and started carrying Sans to his bed. When he entered Sans' room, he sighed in exasperation, as Sans' bed wasn't made properly. He set Sans down on the floor and made his bed for him.
"paPYRuSssSSss..." Sans groaned, sitting up and holding his head... "i dUn feelZ Too gOOD....." Sans then threw up all over Papyrus. "ketchup..." Sans said. Then he passed out.

(A/N: idk mate, I'm bored)

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