The Disastrous Life of (L/N) (F/N) (Saiki x Reader)

Introductions Pt. 1

Your morning started with an alarm clock going off which scared the flying Jesus out of you followed by a physical conflict between your head and the floor and ended with a very confused you. You had no clue where you were whatsoever and why you looked...animated, but you remember reading a fanfic where the MC had something very similar happen to her and decided that it was a dream. After taking a shower and telling yourself that this was probably the best dream ever (you were fully aware of everything happening) the Side effects of your god-like power had just started to kick in and you realized that this was most likely not a dream.

SAIKI POV
When you have supernatural powers, the impossible becomes possible.

Fuk boi #1: Wow look at this guy he's so cute! I'm a huge dog lover. (But I'm way more into girls)

Girl: No! Pochimi wait! Come back

*insert cliche truck driving in a neighborhood at an illegal speed*

*Truck magically hops over Pochimi before he can get hurt*

Fuk boi: That was weird so do you wanna go out sometime?
Girl: eww are you trying to pick me up?
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My name is Kusuo Saiki and I have physic superpowers. Sixteen years ago an ordinary couple gave birth to a not so ordinary baby boy.

Father: He's so cute, almost as cute as him mommy

Mother: So cute, almost as cute as daddy

Father: Uno reverse no u

Fetus Saiki: wow so I guess I'm still only second place

I started talking when I was only 14 days old without using my voice. Soon after. I started walking when I was one month old...in the air.  And at one year old

Mother: I can't cook without rice wine

Fetus Saiki: teleports and teleports back with lots of rice wine

I ran my first errand. My mom finally started to worry about me. Now you'd think that after a year of this weirdness they'd take me to get tested, but my folks are kind of weird themselves.

Mother: *With a concerned face* I'm pretty sure he stole the rice wine.
Father: well, I'll go pay them back tomorrow if there's time.

Not to mention lazy

Mother: Our little physic boy did pay after all!

Father: I don't know how he paid for it but...(can't comprehend after that)
They can still act like lovebirds and they take everything for stride, including me and all my weird powers. So time rolled on

___PRESENT DAY__
After coming to terms with the fact that you were no longer at home or even in your own universe, you decided to test what you could do. You knew that you HAD to have some sort of power. You were in an animated world and was most likely the main character. When you looked at yourself in the mirror you noticed a cute green bow in your hair. Curious about how it got there you took it out. Worst mistake ever. As soon as you did, you could hear everything everyone was saying all at once. You quickly put the bow back on and the voices went away. This got you thinking. You had just finished the disastrous life of Saiki k and the next day you were in an alternate universe with one of his most known powers. There was only one way to test it out. You looked at your hands to see if...omg there was. You carefully slipped off the extremely thin glove covering your hand and touched the bed you had fallen off of. It was probably one of the worst ideas you ever had.

You quickly put the glove back on and decided to never take it off again. For about an hour you checked off everything you were able to do. You could basically do everything Saiki could do but for some reason, you felt as if you had total control over it. Many people in your position would probably be very happy and think that you have it all but you didn't feel that way. Who am I kidding? You did! Like any person, you were excited to meet everyone and gush over them.

It suddenly hit you. What if Saiki found out that you weren't from here and found a way to send you back? You honestly weren't ready to go back yet I mean who would? This was a once in a lifetime chance. You were very deep in thought when you heard a bell ring.

You open your bedroom door and find your way to the staircase. It wasn't hard considering the house wasn't very large. Once you open the front door there is a box on the ground. You pick up the box and bring it inside. After closing the door you place it on the coffee table and open it up. Inside was a familiar-looking female school uniform and directions on how to get to school. You placed the uniform and "map" to the side and saw what was on the bottom of the box.

Inside was a pair of matching rings along with different colored bows matching the one in your hair right now. Something that caught your attention was a hefty orange envelope with the words 'one billion yen' written on it. The number nearly gave you a heart attack and you started looking around before quickly placing the money back in the box. What if the person that sent you this box was apart of the Mafia or something? You were scared but your curiosity was stronger and you dug more into the box finding many things that looked as if they'd be useful to you (AN/ you'll find out late haha).

You feel a buzz coming from your pants surprising you a little and making you jump. You look at your phone.
Unknown

You had gotten a text message from an unknown person. You logged into your phone to see that they were already apart of your contacts.

The typing bubble showed up. You felt as if time had stopped. Suddenly a message popped up on the screen.

(Y/N) (L/D) Welcome to the universe. You are now property under me and will do as I say.

As if triggered by the text you felt a burning sensation under your left breast. You quickly walked upstairs and pulled up your shirt to see what happened. To your horror you found RK800 Followed by 313 248 347(this is not a phone number lel) it was as if you were branded by something or someone.

Your phone rang again.

Have a nice first day of school tomorrow. It read.

You waited for the next thing but it never came. You decided to lay down to think about everything that has happened today and why it just so happened to be you. Deep down inside you were happy considering you were in one of your favorite animes of all time (you guessed by the abilities you had) but you were still creeped out about the branding. Right before you began to doze off your phone rang one last time.

"P.S. There will be consequences for not following directs."

(AN/ If there are any grammatical mistakes feel free to tell me lol I needed to pop something out after my very long time away from writing)