The Disastrous Life of (L/N) (F/N) (Saiki x Reader)

Three Men, A Woman, A Little Girl, A Police Officer, And A Dog

(A/N: This and the next few chapters will contain spoilers for the DLOSK reawakened please go watch that first before reading the next few chapters.)

SAIKI POV
It's not that I don't have many friends I have no friends at all. At first it was because I am much to different for their simple human minds, but now I realized it's because the only one I really need to stress myself over is (Y/N). And yet, for some reason-

"Hey dude! Let's go get ramen together" Nendou says putting a hand on my shoulder.

"Come with me, Saiki! I feel a strange disturbance in the air." Kaidou says taking my other shoulder.

I'm now being stalked by these two weirdos.

"Hey Ku-Saiki!"

My heart skips a beat as I shake their hands off of me and walk faster to see (Y/N).

"Wait buddy!" My mood instantly diminishes realizing that those two were still here.

"How about that ramen? (L/N)-Chan can join us too." He adds.

"Go eat it yourself." I shoot back.

"And while you're at it, stop following us. The three of us are about to investigate the disturbance in the air." Kaidou co-signs.

"What do you mean by we? Go do it yourself." I tell him.

NORMAL POV
You put your hand on Kusuo's shoulder causing him to jump a little before tensing down. While the two continued bickering Kusuo and you decided it would be best to leave them there to duke it out. You link arms and continue walking down the road talking about things you saw online.

Unfortunately your little stroll didn't get too far before Kusuo was somehow pulled right back into their conversation.

"SAIKI! You need to make smarter decisions when choosing friends." Kaidou tells him.

"You're not my frien-" You cut him off and give him a disapproving look.

"Be nicer." You tell him.

"Don't hang around with this poser. I'm telling you as your Bff." Nendou says.

Before Kusuo could say anything you scoff at Nendou.

"Actually I'm his BFF!" You shout at him.

Kusuo sighs and gives you an annoyed look seeing as how you had now egged them on and the three of you (you, Kaido, and Nendou) we're now in a heated "argument" over who was Kusuo's real friend.

"SHH." You say pausing the argument.

"What's the big deal?" Nendou says CSU's I nag you to shoot a stern glare at him.

You walk to the intersection and turn right. You look down and found the source of the crying you had faintly heard a few seconds ago.

"I should go talk to her!" Nendou says now understanding the situation as best as he could.

"No!" The three of you day in union.

"Your face will scare this poor child shitless." You say to him.

"Not to mention her panic alarm." Kusuo adds.

"Are you okay? Are you hurt anywhere?" You ask needling down and wiping her tears away with your finger. Kaidou walks you to you and hands you a handkerchief and you give it to the young girl.

"Explain yourself little girl!" Kaidou says trying to keep up his tough facade.

"My windy is gone!" She cries.
"Windy?" You ask.