The Disastrous Life of (L/N) (F/N) (Saiki x Reader)

Introductions Pt. 2

Hey, a pretty girl. There's no one better at getting attention.

Teruhashi: My name is Kokomi Teruhashi and not to sound arrogant, but I'm an example of a perfect pretty girl. Again I'm not trying to be a jerk I'm just stating a fact. For the most part, I don't make a habit out of boasting about my flawless good looks.

Horn Dog: Wanna go out with me some time?

If I were one of your average pretty girls...

Teruhashi: how about you go to one of my pig farms and kiss one of them.

I'd probably say something like that. But I'm perfect.

Teruhashi: I'm sorry but I have to study for a test tonight *acts extra cute*

Horn dog: oh good luck.

So not am I beautiful on the outside but I am on the inside, so you know what that means right? It means I'm invincible. *sees Saiki*

Oh, that guy's in my class. What's his name? Sega? Sake? Or right Saiki. Kunio Saiki. Aww, he looks so alone.

Poor thing, I should go say hi and brighten his day.

Remember, I'm not just pretty on the outside, but I'm perfectly pretty on the inside.

Teruhashi:*jumps in front of Saiki* Saiki hi, I couldn't help but notice you look sad.

Perfect now he has a memory of me to Cherish for the rest of his life.

Not only did you get to be seen talking to the prettiest girl in school in public but she rushed over to talk to you! (This bish)

I bet you've fallen in love, but that's okay! Even if we are on different social levels it's a natural response to my beauty. How else are you suppose to react to perfection?

Saiki:*says nothing and bows slightly before walking past her*

THAT'S IT?!! You're supposed to panic and react to touching me. (I couldn't really understand what she was trying to say through all of that BS)

I get it he's uncomfortable showing his emotions in public. That's the only logical explanation! I bet he's just beating himself up for being so bashful around me. Okay, shy guy, I'll give you another chance because I'm not just the perfect pretty girl I'm nice too.

____We all know how this went and if not...why are you here go watch the show lol____

Teacher: Okay class settle down. As most of you know we have a new transfer student from America try to make her feel welcomed.

You couldn't help but laugh at what your classmates were thinking.

"A girl? I hope she's hot!"
"She won't be prettier than me of course"
"Great who could it be this time"
The voice of that last one sounded very familiar and you couldn't help but get excited.

"Come in." The teacher says smiling at you.

You walk in with the best posture possible and write your name on the board like you remembered seeing in anime. You turn around and bow slightly to the class.

"My name is (Jeff) (L/N) (F/N), Its a pleasure to meet you all." You say in the most innocent-sounding voice.

All of the boys instantly go crazy and gush over you while half of the girls roll their eyes and the other half blushing at your beauty.

"Oh," The boys all say at once. You glance over at Teruhashi to see her reaction but her mind said more than enough.

"Whatever I'm still way prettier not to mention perfect."

This caused you to smirk a little.

"Sit down right beside Saiki Kusuo." Your teacher says.

You turn your head on the direction he pointed in at an alarming speed. Your heart skipped a beat as you made eye contact with the main character of this anime and you did your best not to fangirl or act out of character once you sat next to him. You remembered how he liked to be alone and decided not to say anything to him and gave him a respectful bow before sitting down.

Kusuo: "That was nice of her, but how does this new girl know that?"

It had gone past your mind that he could read the minds of other people.

Still suspicious of you Kusuo decided to avoid you while keeping tabs on you.