Chapter 2: Stranger Danger

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        "Hey look!"

        "What is it?"

       "An unconscious body!"

       "You have a sick mind for happily stating that,"

        "Can we loot him?"

        "I prefer you didn't wear skin-tight black clothing that are bigger than you,"

        "He has this colorful metal saddle!"

        "We can sell the scrap metal for some food, otherwise I'm not into orange things,"

        "I opened a small pocket in it! A... MRE Chicken Fa.. Fajita. What is that?"

        "Must Ride Elephant, Chicken, and Fajita, whatever a Fa-Fahoota Boota is,"

        "That might have been funny when I was ten,"

        "You might have had a sense of humor when you are ten,"

        "Zing! I guess?"

        "Back in my day, children respected the older,"

        "Back in my day, You were young,"

        Daniel slowly opened up his eyes to see a broad-shouldered grizzly man sporting all ash attire bearing a club with a sharpened stone in front of hills darkened by the gloomy clouds. Behind the man is a wagon filled with boxes and loot. He gazes his eyes slowly up to see a woman staring at him.

"AH!" the woman screams. "Permission to kill?"

"Not after I have my turn," the stocky man said as he charged towards Daniel. He ripped of the goggles and the head part of the scuba suit off Daniel and through him up while grasping his throat.

"Who are you, Punk?" the man demanded.

"I'd like to know where I am first!" Daniel gasped as he struggled to breath.

"Off the shore of the villiage of Weron," the woman said frowning.

"Where is that?" Daniel questioned.

"Berov province. I didn't know you were that stupid," the woman retailiated.

"Where is that?"  Daniel stated confused.

"Empire of Rodi,' the man said monotone.

" WHERE IS THAT!" Daniel screamed.

"CAN I JUST KILL HIM ALREADY?" the woman screamed.

"No, the planet of Uher," the man answered.

"WHERE IS THAT?" Daniel said shaking.

"The Universe," the man blatantly said.

"Well, that's one place I know... Wait you guys are going to kill me!" Daniel realized.

        Daniel nailed the man in the nose, forcing him to release him. he ran towards the jetski only to greeted by a shoulder bash from the woman. Daniel tripped on a washed up stone and was now staring down a sword aimed at his throat.

"Wait, before you kill me. Think about being in my situation, washed on a beach and two people want to kill me" Daniel persuaded.

"You don't earn my empathy," the woman coldly stated.

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