Y/n, a very... interesting guy, decides to enroll in hero school U.A high because... because it looked fun...?
he manages to pass with minimum effort, like always, and so starts his journey to become a pro hero. one thing he didn't expect was many b...
Y/n p.o.v I was sitting on my desk at my basement/workshop adding the last touches to some web shooters I was modifying for a certain friend while groot was fighting with a rat, 3 days after the entrance exam he left the pot, I'm such a proud dad.
Anywho, I received a letter from U.A saying I passed, I wonder if Izuku passed the exam, he probably did since he's the original protagonist in the anime and manga. *ring ring* my phone ringed. Probably another job offer. I picked it up. "Y/N!!" I heard Izuku yell "Yeah?" "I got in! I got in! I got in" I tried so hard not to make a dirty joke Ya nasty "Good for you Izu-chan" I said lazily "What happened? Did you failed?" "No, I actually came second, I'm just tired" "I understand, by the way, wouldn't your quirk have gotten you in first place?" "Yeah, but it seems that they take out points if you get sadistic and act like a psychopath" "Wouldn't that have gotten you in last place?" "Shush!" ~Time skip~ Me and Izuku were hanging out at the park when I had to go make my necessities but I bumped into bakugan *cough* I'm mean bakugou.
"Baku-chan?" I asked, just to be sure it's him "What do you want, baka?!" It is him "I don't know, just wanted to say hi to an old friend" "Well, you just did, so bye!" He said turning his back to me and walking away "Come on, don't be like that" I said as I hugged him from behind. He turned red and started mumbling something. Oh no! He has the Izuku síndrome "Nah, it probably is just a one time event" "Who are you talking too, you crazy h/c head?" "No one you should be jelly about" He quickly turned red and started muttering curses at me "Well I must go, Izu-chan is waiting for me" I let go of him and waved good bye "Tch, bye n/n-chan"
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Midoriya p.o.v
After y/n left all might appeared and we started talking about the entrance exam when a ¡Freaking raccoon jumped on his head from a tree! "Hey incognito mode all might!" ¡He talked!? "Hey y/n" all might replayed "What?!" I exclaimed not knowing why y/n is a raccoon or how he and all might know each other "Oh yeah, I can transform into a raccoon and it increases my intelligence" "Why did you never told me?" "If I would have told you, I wouldn't have been able to follow and protect you" 'wait what?' "Wait what?!" I said blushing "At the time I didn't have much to do and I care about you so for a year on my free time I followed you as a raccoon to protect you, remember that episode when you tried to protect a kid from bakugou, he almost hurted you and I was combiniently there" oh god'
Your p.o.v
You're such an insane person "What do you mean?" You're a sadist, a psychopath, you kill for money and fun... "Ok I get it asshole" "My boy, who is he talking too?" Asked all might with worry in his voice "I don't know, sometimes he would start talking with himself" replayed midoriya "Don't worry, I'm not talking to anyone important" You are not important! "That's all you can come up with!?" You're right, I can't come up with anything good, ¡maybe that's why you have a shitty personality! "Fuck it! I'm coming over there!"
As I separated from my physical body and into my astral form I see Izuku and all might freak out when they saw my body pass out.
Izuku p.o.v
"What the heck is this day" "Midoriya, you have a strange friend" said all might "I know, anyway, how do you know him?" "It's quite the story"
~Flash back~ No one p.o.v Y/n was about to beat the living shit out of a guy who someone was paying me to kill, when all might grabbed him by the neck and throwed him towards a car Y/n: ow All might: this is a shameful and reckless use of your powers, you're both coming with me. Y/n: look all might, I don't have time for the goody two shoes bullshit right now, so I'm gonna pretend you're not here. Y/n went to the guy and punched him All might: I can't allow this Y/n: you really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of shit has it coming, he's pure evil. Besides no one is getting hurt here. A person then falls off a bridge Y/n: that guy was already up there when I got here All might: you can be better than these, apply for U.A , use your powers for good Said all might while y/n throwed a trash can lid to the guy. Y/n:"heads up" All might: become a hero Y/n: listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who makes kids swallow their hair or beat up their children to surpass you! On that day, I'll send you a friend request. But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do. Either that or slap the bitch out of you! All might: hey... Y/n: sip it all right, and I hope you're watching... Y/n turned to not see his prey Y/n: *gasp* All might: quite unfortunate Y/n: That's it! ~Small time skip of failed attempts to hurt all might~ All might was dragging a groaning y/n with two broken arm and a leg All might: you'll recover, you always do That's right all might has already tried to catch y/n and failed Y/n recovered his arm and took out a knife "you ever seen 127 hours? Spoiler alert" said y/n then started to cut off his hand "are you there god? It's me, Margaret" All might lifted the handcuff to see y/n's hand flipping him off All might: (-_-) ~End of flash back~ "Wow" said an unimpressed Izuku Y/n:*Gasp* y/n suddenly comes back to life Y/n: end of the chapter!
