bnha x Seme! male! reader

chapter 3

y/n p.o.v

First day at school, first day of hell.

So im walking towards U.A for my first day of school
Why are you walking, can't you make portals and that
"Shut up, I wanted to stretch my legs"
Anyway I reached the weird looking school and saw Izuku so I walked towards him and walked together.
~Mini time skip~ few words in and we already have a time skip
"This place is so big" Izuku said
"You know what else is big?" I said with a smirk
"w-what?" Izuku said with a little blush
"Your love for all might, jeez you never stop fan-boying about him"
"Oh he he yeah" replyed Izuku with an awkward laugh
"What, did you thought I was gonna say something else?" I said with a smirk and a teasing tone
"N-no! It's just" then he started mumbling. At this point Izuku was more red than the outfit I wear so people don't see my blood stains.
We reached the classroom who may I add has a gigantic door then I noticed Izuku was a little stiff
"Hey, Izu-chan are you okay?"I asked
"Yeah I just hope that neither kacchan or the guy from the entrance exam are there"
"Don't worry if someone tries to hurt you I'll protect you" I said with a smile
"Thanks n/n" Izuku replyed with a small blush
We opened the door to see the exact people we wanted to avoid arguing
Blue head: don't put your feet on the desk!
Bakugou: huh?
Blue head: don't you think that's rude to the U.A upperclassmen and the people who made the desk?
Bakugou: nah, what junior high did you go to, you side character?
'hey im supposed to be the fourth wall breaking character!'
Blue head: I attended somei private academy. My name is tenya iida.
Bakugou: somei? So you're a damn elite, huh? Looks like I'll have fun crushing you!
Iida: crushing?! That's cruel! Do you truly aim to be a hero?
'He said the same thing to me!'
He suddenly turned to us
Iida: hey you're...
Now everyone is staring at us
Izuku: oh, um...
Awkward....
I stood protectively behind Izuku
Iida: good morning! I am from somei private academy. My name is...
Izuku: I heard! I'm midoriya. Nice to meet you iida
Y/n: l/n y/n
Iida: midoriya-kun, l/n-kun you realized there was something more to the practical exam didn't you? I had no idea, I misjudged you
'damn right you did'
I hate to admit it but you're both better than me
Waifu from before: hey! You're the plain looking one and the cool looking guy!
Then the girl started praising izuku's punch and my rescue while Izuku looked like he was about to die
"go somewhere else if you want to play at being friends" said aizawa from his iconic sleeping bag
"I'm expecting you to come out from that cocoon as a beautiful butterfly"I said
"YOU?!" aizawa screamed
"Me!" I exclaimed with a grin
He started grumbling unintelligible sounds and went back to his original dialogue
"Time is limited, you kids are not rational enough" he started "I'm your homeroom teacher shota aizawa" he said while getting out of his sleeping bag.
I can see everyone is surprised to see that our homeroom teacher is a hobo drug dealer looking guy.
He then took a uniform out of the sleeping bag "I know it's kinda sudden but put this on and go out onto the fields" if he had that in there I'm not touching that
~Time-skip~

"A quirk assessment test?!" Everyone screamed

Nice person:But what about the entrance ceremony? Or orientation?
Aizawa: if you're going to be a hero you don't have time for such events. U.A's selling point is how unrestricted it's school traditions are, that's also how their teachers run their classes.
You guys have been doing this since junior high too right? Physical tests were you weren't allowed to use your quirks. Bakugou you finished top of the entrance exam right? In junior high what was your best result for the softball throw?
Bakugou: 67 meters
Aizawa: now try doing that with your quirk. You can do whatever just don't go out of the circle
Then bakugou throwed the ball with his explosion quirk
Bakugou: SHINEEE
'shine?' I then bursted out laughing
Bakugou: what are you laughing at idiot?!
"know your own maximum first. That is the most rational way to form the foundation of a hero" aizawa said while holding up a device that counted 705.2 m
"705.2 meters? Seriously?"
"What's this? it looks fun!"
"We can use our quirks as much as we want! As expected from the hero course!"
'oh no, they mentioned fun in front of him'
Aizawa: Fun you say? You have three years to become a hero, will you have an attitude like that the whole time? All right whoever comes in last place will be judged to have no potential and will be punished with expulsion