Y/n p.o.v
Today was the day after the villains attacked and we're at school, fucking villains attack the students and we still have to go to school! What's next?! Finals after thanos wipes out half the universe?!
Infinity war came out years ago, that joke won't be funny anymore
"Shut.the fuck.up"
Just saying, btw they're talking about you
"Huh?" I looked up and now saw that my classmates were talking about the mysterious creature that came in and fought nomu
"You were there when the thing attacked!?"
"Yeah! It had like a bird skull for a head (poor tokoyami) but with horns, a really fleshy body with fur in some parts, really thin wings and sharp af claws!"
"I was there too, I saw it spitting some sort of liquid that burned nomu"
Looks like you have fans
"Shut up, you know I really don't care about that" I said
Oh yeah, I forgot you only cared about money
"Exactly, screw fame if I don't get paid"
Tho, I saw trying to protect your classmates
"It's was part of the act, but I may have done it for some other reason... maybe I'm starting to care about-"
btw you're a bitch
"OH MY GOD, OF COURSE YOU HAD TO FUCK THIS ALL UP!" All of my classmates turned their head at me
Boi the only reason I'm here is to keep you company and make you mad
"Well you're doing a fantastic job!"
...am I supposed to take that as a compliment?
"fuck you! I'm shoving a chainsaw up your ass!" And my physical body fainted
No one p.o.v
Everyone just stared at y/n's fainted body
'why? Why do I like this guy?' izuku, bakugou and todoroki thought
Aizawa came in wrapped up in bandages, the students got worried, aizawa said he didn't care and that the sports festival is coming up, the students got worried again, aizawa said he didn't care again, y/n woke up and made a y/n comment, aizawa got enough of him and knocked him out again and it's now lunch time
Y/n p.o.v
"Whoever wrote that totally nailed it" I said pointing at the text above me
Don't you think it looks like the author took little care in writing that part of the story?
" .....nahhh, who cares about that part anyway"
I guess you're right
I gave no shits to the people giving me weird stares and kept talking with the voice in my head until my phone rang
Who is it? Your psychiatrist?
"NO..... the appointment is next week"
Then who's calling you? I would ask if it's your lover but I know no one loves you
"You're an asshole and you know that, anyway it's Loki who's calling"
I answered the phone
"You sure like to take your time" he said
"What do you want, Lokitty?"
"Stop calling me like that you mewling quim, I wanted to ask you if you wanted to hang out"
"To what do I owe the honor?"
"Im bored, ok? The avengers don't know I'm alive so I can't bother them"
"Why don't you play fortnite, mr. noobmaster69?"
"I got tired of the game, are you coming or not!?"
"Fine fine, I'm going just give me a second"
"Be quick or I'll stab your eyes" and with that he hung up
"Looks like Loki and I will be very busy today"
Time skip after shinso's speech
No one p.o.v
Bakugou and shinso were glaring at each other when suddenly a portal opens on the roof and a h/c falls out of it
"Oh shit, that actually hurt a bit" y/n laughed
The other students just stared at him
Y/n notices class 1-b outside the door
"What's with the extras out the door?" He asked
"You too!?" Everyone exclaimed
"Bakugou used it as an insult I'm just telling the truth, they're the extras of the show!"
Everyone stared at him like he was crazy
"I'm not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious"
I wasn't talking to you y/n, shut up and follow the script!
"Fine! Jeez...what a dick"
Y/n I swear, I have the fucking control of you I don't think you want me to make you do something you'll regret
"I already said fine!"
Then let's move on
"This is the strongest student in your class?" Shinso asked
"The one and only!"
Shinso smirked and tried to control his mind
"Don't even try, aizawa jr! I'm immune to psychic attacks! HA HA HA" Y/n said
"W-what!? How!?"
Y/n shrugged "probably because my mind is messed up"
"Well, you are stupid as shit" bakugou said
"Won't confirm or deny that"
"I can't believe you are the strongest in your class" shinso said
"Weelll, we can always put that to the test"
Shinso glared at y/n while he just smirked at him
"Uhh, y/n?" Midoriya asked
Y/n completely broke his sadistic character
"Yes izu-chan?"
"Why are your clothes disheveled?" He asked
"Let's just say my cat likes to play rough" y/n chuckled
"Are we going to fight or not!?" Shinso exclaimed getting impatient
"Why don't we wait for the sports festival? See if you are worthy of fighting me in the finals"
"Tch, deal!" Shinso smirked
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