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Pick up lines

•Steve Rogers•
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

•Bruce Banner•
"We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair."

•Sam Wilson•
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

•Wade Wilson•
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

•Stephen Strange•
"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

•Tony Stark•
"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

•Peter Parker•
"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

•Wanda Maximoff•
"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."

•Thor•
"Somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel."

•Pietro Maximoff•
"You must be tired from running through my mind all night."

•Loki•
"Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there's no one else like you."

•Shuri•
"Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

•T'challa•
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?"

•Clint Barton•
"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm mm good!"

•Natasha Romanoff•
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

•Vision•
"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

•Rhodey•
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

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