4. BBQ sauce on my....

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💋Shistar Squad💋
Winnie ( Pooh Bear💛)
Raven (Queen🖤)
Piper (Pips💜)
Jasmine (Handsy❤️)

Pooh Bear💛
GUYS IM SHOOK! I'M DEAD! There I was bbq sauce on my titties in Shane's & Ryland's house when the man I loved for a while commented on my ig post!

Pips💜
I love that if I hadn't seen your comment section the only believable part of this is that you were at their house with bbq sauce on your tits🤣🤣

Queen🖤
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

Handsy❤️
Anything can happen when you hang out with them and I'm here for it! Also congrats sis because damn that man has aged like fine wine!

Pooh Bear💛
I completely forgot about him until my brovas dragged me to see Infinity War and as soon as he came on the screen my WHOREmones came out and 🤤🤤🤤

Like Mark Ruffalo is daddy, but this man is DADDYYYYY😍🤤😍🤤😍

Handsy❤️
I'm at a funeral and I just laughed out loud! Thanks Wins🙄😬

Pooh Bear💛
Why are you even texting at a funeral? Aren't you supposed to be like spending time with your family or something?

Handsy❤️
Nah it's fine. It was one of my dad's friends who I've never met so we're good!

Queen🖤
You're the absolute worst Jaz🤣🤣

Pips💜
So...are you going to slide into his DMs Win?!
Honestly if you don't I'll slap you!

Pooh Bear💛
Chill Pipes! He just commented defending his title as best father/son duo. There's nothing more too it. If he slides into my DMs, which I doubt he will, then great! If not then that's great as well!

Queen🖤
We all know what she just said was a load of BS right? I bet she's already slid into his DMs!

Pooh Bear💛
I haven't! You can even ask Shane.

Queen🖤
You think I won't?

Pooh Bear💛
Oh, I know you will. That's why I said it.
Now is a bad time to confess that I need to poop, but afraid to do it in their bathroom😰😳😳

Pips💜
This is Shane we're talking about. He'd be more offended if you didn't poop in his bathroom🤣

Pooh Bear💛
You're so right! Okay ttyl off to release my bowels and then film these collab videos😁

Handsy❤️
Didn't you film those hours ago?!?

Pooh Bear💛
Nope...

Queen🖤
You left to go over there at noon....what have you been doing for 6 hours?!?

Pooh Bear💛
Well...Morgan and I went wedding dress shopping so that took up at 3 hours and the rest of the time we just sat around, ate, and talked. Nothing too exciting!

Pips💜
You both are HORRIBLE procrastinators!

Pooh Bear💛
I will not take this as I'm on the toilet. Good day sir, I said GOOD DAY!

Queen🖤
Why are we friends with her again?

Handsy❤️
Because all of our moms are best friends😂

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