yay more of these.
So the person who sits next to me on the bus (Nadia) asked me if I was reading a book
And I nod and the dude Jaheem starts shouting "NERD! NERD! NERD!"
And Nadia's like shut up
So he says do you wanna know the last time I read a book
And I'm like when
So he says 4th grade
Obviously that's a lie but whatever
And Jaheem always says Nadia's a lesbian to piss her off
*inhales* I'm not even going to go into that one.
So when she gets off Jaheem asks me how long we've been together
So I said we're not dating
And he's like did you know she lived in the neighborhood before
And I said no bc I don't really remember her
I might've gone to elementary school with her but I dunno
And I just start reading again and I get off.
Oof.
ALSO TROYES NEW ALBUM 'BLOOM' A👏MAZ👏ING👏
