Monday

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Oof you guys
During lunch I was talking about how I was a vampire bc of my skin color (I'm very pale)
So I went into how I'm like Edward from twilight (he's a vampire) and he's in love with Bella a 17 year old girl (yay I just saved you from 5 movies)
And so a guy named Justin says, ew! You're a lesbian?
And I'm like no but he kept on saying it over and over
I was gonna straight up slap him in the face but I couldn't cuz I'm a rule follower
In SS I touched a guy while grabbing my phone cuz he's very strict about it
Like if you have it on your desk he'll take it
And we got to listen to music while working on our essay 😒
So I grabbed it and I accidentally touched the guy who sat next to me
And he's like did you just touch me
And I said sorry
And so he just moans "touch me" three times
*immense eye roll*
I couldn't get into my desk bc I have to like jump into my seat cuz the chair and desk is connected and there's two desks so the bar is facing where you sit down

Oof you guys During lunch I was talking about how I was a vampire bc of my skin color (I'm very pale)So I went into how I'm like Edward from twilight (he's a vampire) and he's in love with Bella a 17 year old girl (yay I just saved you from 5 movi...

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So like that except it's brown and there's two desks so the bar is towards me
So I jump into the chair and the guy next to me is like making fun of it cuz I'm fat I guess
Anyway on the bus ride home they are so RUDE TO THE BUS DRIVER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EVER DO TO YOU
*ahem*
And they made lots of offensive gay jokes and how a kid almost lost his virginity.
And now I'm at home.
Fucking done with all this bullshit.
Anyway that's my day
I'm pretty sure there's more but I forgot
So yea.

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