Freddy Finds Farmers Only. . .

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It was a summer afternoon in the pizzeria and Freddy awoke from his slumber, only to find himself on the stage.

"Huh. I bet everyone's still mad about the ship fest earlier." He said to himself.

He walked around and saw the tablet was still on in the office. He walked in and looked at the screen.

"Why would Allison leave the tablet in after her shift?" He asked himself.

Freddy picked up the tablet and saw the screen. It said "FarmersOnly.com"

"A dating app? But why?"

He gasps. "Is she cheating on Bonnie?!?!? I'll have to tell him later... But..."

After hours of online dating, Freddy got very tired. He met many cool date worthy people. He thinks their names were exactly "PlayTime, Alice Angel, Mangle, Elizabeth Afton, Ballora, and Golden Freddy. He actually really likes Golden Freddy. A looooooooot...

So he headed of to find him.

In his valiant journey to find rule 34 Goldie, he was stopped by Vincent himself...

"Oh, hey Vincent..." Freddy mumbled. He hated Vincent with a passion, but tried to be polite.

"Oh hello there~" He smirked. Freddy looked down and saw a bloody knife in his hand.

"Who did you kill...?" He asked in a low growl. Vincent only chuckled to himself. "Why do you want to know? Well, I killed two girls... If that answers your question..."

"You WHAT?!" Freddy yelled at him.

"Yeah. Ella and Lizzy. And I'm trying to find Allison... My knife wants to kill her too..."

"Not if can help it!" Bonnie said, running in the room.

"Oh please. You're just a rabbit with no brain cells." Vincent laughed.

"DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY BOYFRIEND." The voice of Allison yelled. She ran at Vincent and slapped him with toast. "NOW EAT IT."

For the rest of the day, everyone decided to beat up Vincent and eat Ennard's exotic butters.

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