It Imagines and Preferences

Preference ~ Favourite Dad Jokes

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Bill

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.

Richie

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

Eddie

*when an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring:* "They won't sell much ice cream driving that fast."

Stan

Kid: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof, You're a sandwich!"

Mike

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Ben

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

Bev

Knock knock

~Who's there~

You

~You who?~

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Henry

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

Patrick

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Victor

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

Belch

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Kid:Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.

Hi I'm Rio and I'm obsessed with dad jokes

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