It Imagines and Preferences

Preference ~ Favourite Pick Up Lines

I know I haven't posted in two days I'm sorryyy. I won't be able to post again until Sunday so bear with me guys my schedule is nuts

Bill

- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent

- Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes

Richie

- Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend

- For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on

- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Eddie

- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

- Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot

- When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?

(I could see Eddie just nervously blurting these out)

Stan

- Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers

- Roses are red violets are blue, I can't rhyme but can I date you?

Mike

- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

- Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?

- Are you african? because you are a'frican babe

(I had to add it^)

Ben

- Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day

- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that

- Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Bev

- Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

Henry

- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!

- You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine

Patrick

- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Victor

- Are you the cure for Alzheimer's? Because you're unforgettable

- I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

Belch

- Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

- You know what's beautiful? Read the first word

Dad jokes and pickup lines I fricken love them

and puns

~Genaya🎈~