It Imagines and Preferences

Preference ~ How You Annoy Them

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Bill
-poke his ribs A L L  T H E  T I M E
-it's how you greet him
-he's very ticklish

Richie
-shove your face in his face
-especially when he's trying to focus
-"am i annoying you yet?"
-"yes"

Eddie
-make the most obnoxious bird noises
-he doesn't recognize them as bird noises and he freaks out thinking you're hurt
-every time
-"ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING"
-"I LOVE YOU"
-"I LOVE YOU TOO"

Stan
-purposeful mispronounce jewish terms
-"hey stan when's your batmitza"
-"hey how do you speak yid dish"
-"please stop"
-this hurts me slightly

Mike
-pinch his elbows
-no real reason behind it
-"hey babe"
-gets his attention
-he tried to ignore you but you keep attacking his elbows the more you get ignored
-you win constantly

Ben
-ruffle his hair
-he proteCc
-"whyyyyyy"
-"you cute"
-he always tries to fix it but you mess it up more

Bev
-C O N S T A N T  G A Y  J O K E S
-you can go ten minutes without a joke
-she secretly loves it
-"this line isn't straight"
-"that makes three of us"
-"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N"
-laughs it off tho bc she finds it really cute

Henry
-give him the sappiest nicknames
-tries to be tough but it doesn't work
-"hey duckling"
-"wussup my cinnamon bun"
-"hi baby bee"
-"why do you always do this in public"
-"because you're my little bean"

Patrick
-call him lil boy even though he's like a foot taller than you
-"hey lil boy"
-"how's it going shorty"
-"you're mean"
-basically you annoy the crap outta each other
-"i'm literally staring at the top of your head who you calling little"
-"lil boy"

Victor
-wakes him up by singing loudly
-most often the circle of life
-super early
-"NAAAAAA SAVENYAAAA"
-"HAKUNA MASHUT THE FUCK UP"
-"that's not how the song goes"

Belch
-hide his car keys
-on you most of the time because he always forgets to search you
-"y/n we're gonna be late for school where the fuxk are my keys"
-"no idea babe"
-"suuuuuuuure"

why do i do all of these i'm literally such an asshole lmao
expect the keys bc iM yOuNg

~rio🎈~