Preference ~ Vines They Quote Too Often

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Bill

- this is why mom doesn't FUCKING LOVE YOU

- those are my CROCS

- T-T-T-T-TARGET


Richie

- What's up, my name's Jared and I don't fucking know how to read

- Hurricane katrina? More like hurricane tortilla

- hi welcome to chilli's

- that was legitness


Eddie

- Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does

- 0mg cholesterol

- it's an avocado, thaaaaaanks


Stan

- They ask you how you are and you have to say you're fine but you're not really fine

- it's not funny, ok?

- welcome back to jesus christ hotline

- that's my oPINION


Mike

- Even though I look like a BURNT chicken nugget, I still love myself

- it's wednesday my dudes

- white people turn anything into a casserole


Ben

- I'm gonna say it; I don't care that you broke your elbow

- staaaaaph i could've dropped my croissant


Bev

- wElL when life gives you lEmons

- can I PLEASE get a waffle

- im lesbian ~I thought you were american~


Henry

- I wanna be a cOWboy baby

- if you wanna be a dog, RUFF


Patrick

- Ay you know this boy's got his free taco

- there's only one thing worse than a rapist; boom.

a child

- I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe


Victor

~how much money you have?~

69 cents

~you know what that meanssssssss~

I don't have enough money for chicken nugget

- So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift


Belch

- fr e sh a voca do

- two broooos chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay


I love vines wayyy too much

~Genaya🎈~

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