It Imagines and Preferences

Preference ~ Dirty Pickup Lines

i have sooo many drafts but no time or motivation it's not good

Bill
billy boy ain't that smooth
it look him a solid amount of researching to come up with:
-they say that kissing is the language of love, so wanna have a conversation
good try there buddy

Richie
-what's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
this boy has eNDLESS DIRTY PICKUP LINES

Eddie
-i'll be burger king and you be McDonald's. i'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it
*inhaler for three hours after*

Stan
-wanna save water by showering together?
DIRTY BOI STAN

Mike
nOnE fOr MiKe HeRe PuRe bOi
-did you just come out of the oven? because you're hot

Ben
hA jokes he's too pure for dirty pickup lines
-kiss me if i'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
(he tries to say it but bLuShY bLuShY and ends up saying "They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you")

Bev
the losers all think bev doesn't have any dirty pickup lines then she drops this:
-can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
because normal pickup lines because so much better when they're gay
^basically every pickup line she says and it's great

Henry
-you're like my pinky toe, i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Patrick
-what has 132 teeth and holding back the incredible hulk? my zipper

Victor
-is your name winter? because you'll be coming soon

Belch
-are you a drill sergeant? because you have my private's standing to attention

i had a tonnnn of really bad pickup lines on my instagram story butttt yeah those all went away so much sadness

aDd mE oN iNsTaGrAm: riodejanxiro 🤙🤙

had to do it

~rio🎈~