Baldi X Stephan

Part 1: Entering the Second Floor of Hell

  The sun was shining through the sun umbrella Stephan was holding. Ffionn was skipping behind him on the way to Baldi's schoolhouse, a school they transferred to just to see how horrible it might've been. From the reviews and complaints, they wanted to experience it for themselves. The school was fairly new and in good condition with minor cracks and faulty boards here and there, but it wasn't a big surprise since a lot of troubled kids would go to the school. The school was always just a bit crowded, but since it was Monday, kids tended to skip since it was the first day of the week and it was usually pointless or just an act of laziness. Ffionn and Stephan came to the double doors painted a lime, but paled green from the sun bathing it's done for two years of being in direct contact with the sun. No shade or anything. Stephan closed his sun umbrella, tied a string around it so it wouldn't come undone and opened the door for Ffionn to go in first. After Ffionn skittered through the doorway, Stephan followed after him trying to catch up to the excited fox. 

  Later, Stephan and Ffionn found themselves in a decently sized classroom with a bunch of odd looking "kids" in it. The teacher hadn't made it to class yet, so there was some time for the two dolls to meet their peers. Ffionn walked over to to a midget skeleton wearing a blue winter coat and pink slippers chilling out in his desk.

"Hello sir!" greeted the fox happily. "My name is Ffionn, and this is my best friend Stephan. We're new to the class."

"Sup" The midget skeleton replied. He turned to look up at Stephan who was scowling down at him in disgust. Stephan didn't like midgets, he was superstitious about them and believed all midgets were of another religious descent.

"Huhuh, you don't seem very hoppy to be here Mr. Bunny." the midget skeleton chuckled. Stephan's nose twitched at his horrible pun and turned away fuming in anger.

"Do pardon Stephan," chuckled Ffionn nervously, "He can be a bit of a hardass sometimes."

"YOU STUPID MUTT! NEVER MAKE FUN OF CALLUSES, IT'S A HUGE ISSUE!" a stubby snobby girl screamed at the top of her lungs. Ffionn pressed his cheeks together and giggled like a little girl running over to the stubby ginger girl.

"OMG IT'S BLISS! MY FAVORITE POWERPUFF GIRL!" Ffionn danced around Bliss before she grabbed him by the collar and kicked him in the balls. He fell to the floor clutching his balls.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT," screamed Eric Cartman, hopping over to Ffionn like a veggie tale, continuing to abuse Ffionn's balls.

"OW, MY RED VELVET MUFFINS!" Ffionn howled in agony as all of his sperm cells died.

"Huhuh so that's what the fox says." said the midget skeleton.

"Haha! look at him cry! DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT!" Eric continued to beat up Ffionn's balls.

"Shut the fuck up, Sans." sneered a black demon sitting next to some freak with a cup for his head.

"B-bendy..." the cup freak stammered stroking the demon's arm, fuckingly. "Remember working on your anger, like the doctor said...."

"I'm sorry Cuphead baby, I just got worked up is all." Bendy leaned over and started sucking Cuphead's straw. Cuphead moaned and fingered his butthole.

"EW!" cried out a spoiled white cunt named Dorothy Ann. "THESE TWO CREATURES ARE HAVING SEX AGAIN!" Stephan tried to leave for the door before he tripped on Luigi who started crying like the little bitch that he is.

"MARIOOOOOOOOO!!!!" cried Luigi.

"EUGHGH!!" shrieked Stephan in disgust as Sonic pushed through.

"What the hell did you do to my homie, Luigi?" said Sonic getting in Stephan's face. Stephan cringed and quickly shoved him to the ground shimming over to Ffionn, who had recovered from his ballsack injury.

"I guess you could say he fell at, sonic speed." said Sans. As soon as Stephan was going to wring San's neck, a tall bald guy who looked like he had done the Kylie Jenner challenge with big, juicy red suction cup lips walked in. Stephan bit his lip as he felt his privates tingle. He had never seen someone as beautiful as him before. He wondered who he was.

"Good morning class," said the bald guy. "I am your teacher, Baldi!"

"Good morning, Baldi!" said the entire class in unison except for Stephan and Ffionn.

"Time for everyone's favorite subject, math!" said Baldi. Stephan leaned into Ffionn's ear and whispered to him.

"This blows, I think we should get out of here before it starts. Plus, we're like- adults." whispered Stephan. Ffionn ignored Stephan and paid attention to the lesson. Stephan frowned and elbowed Ffionn in the balls. Ffionn yowled. Baldi snapped his skinny ass neck at the two dolls sliding over to Ffionn. Ffionn smiled sheepishly before Baldi smacked his face with a ruler. Stephan felt his privates tingle ONCE again as Ffionn was smacked hard with Baldi's ruler, leaving a huge red mark behind. Baldi turned back around and wrote a math question on the chalkboard.

"Now class, what is 3 x 23?" asked Baldi. Nobody answered in the class. "Anyone?" asked Baldi again. The class still remained silent. Baldi frowned so much that his entire mouth turned completely upside down, looking like Ffionn's flaccid red rocket.

"I guess I'll have to pick a volunteer to answer." growled Baldi. He scanned the room for a victim before pointing at Stephan.

"You." he said, "Answer the question." Before Stephan could open his mouth to answer, there was a strange sizzling sound from the back of the class. It smelled like a rip-off McDonald's back there, all greasy n' shit.

"MR. SQUAREPANTS," screamed Baldi at the top of his lungs. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FRYING UP KRABBY PATTIES ON THE DESK!" The entire class turned to stare at Spongebob, who was frying up krabby patties like a dumbass on his desk.

"Mr. Harambe was hungry so I decided to fix him up a snack," whined Spongebob. Harambe made ape noises and slid to the back of the classroom. He grabbed Spongebob's spatula and made him break it. Harambe roared as Spongebob gagged on his tears with everyone laughing. Baldi then took his ruler and beat the shit out of Spongebob. Harambe shat all over them, calling them useless and laughing at Spongebob's pain. Just then, Baldi took out an ak-47 and shot Harambe. He fell dead to the floor. Stephan gripped his chair as he felt hard now, letting a moan slip out. He had a sick thing for gore, it reminded him of the experiments he had done prior, he just had to get his hands on the carcass before he fell into the stages of rigamortis. The entire class fell silent and stared at Stephan. Stephan looked back at the class embarrassed.

"Mr. Bunny," said Baldi. Stephan felt his face heat up. He tried to shrug it off and act cool.

"Yeah?" slurred Stephan leaning back in his chair, crossing his arms.

"I'm going to have to ask you to step out in the hall, you piss yellow, stuffed Neanderthal." Stephan's bulge deflated as he shakily got up, and walked out of the class in shame. Ffionn held his hands up on the desk like a good boy. Bendy and Cuphead were still having sex in their desks.

"Since your desk buddy is in trouble, Freddy will be your new partner." said Baldi to Ffionn. A big animatronic bear sat next to Ffionn in Stephan's chair. Ffionn looked up at the animatronic and waved happily. Freddy was very uncomfortable.

"You look like my best friend Frederick!" chirped Ffionn. "Except he's not as fat," Freddy cried.