Stephan S. Bunny all of a sudden goes into Baldi's classroom, confused, he sits down in a seat in the front with his childhood friend Ffionn. As he looks at Baldi, he realizes his feelings about him are far more stronger than he anticipated and has...
[//Hi! Boof again with another update, I've decided to change around the parts to make each chapter a short read (1000 words and a few hundred over) just so each part is straight to the point and you know what to expect. The parts seems unedited and weird, but trust me, i'll fix them and continue to make things very well spoken. This is a joke that went too far and now I must do what I am meant to do; ruin my mentality for this god forsaken fic.//]
//Ahem,//
As Baldi and Stephan walked together, they had found a nice place with amazing seafood, run by the previous midget skeleton and his taller brother.
"NYEHEHE! WELCOME TO OUR SEAFOOD RESTAURANT! SANS! TAKE THESE FELLOWS TO THEIR SEATS! SANS!!"
The shorter skeleton came from behind the desk. He looked like he had just gotten up from a long nap after 10 good hours. "Uh, hi, welcome. I'll escort you to your seats," the midget skeleton said followed by a wide grin, looking directly at Stephan with his deep, pitch black sockets with white pupils.
Stephan picked up the shortstack skeleton by the hoodie and looked him dead in the eyes. "Now, if you place down ANY seafood puns while me and my love interest are here, I will kick your boney ass MYSELF!" The skeleton only kept his grin and began to chuckle. "Heh, alright." "GOOD!" Stephan cried aloud.
"Tonight is all about me! Not you and your stupid puns!" Stephan looked at Baldi embarrassed and looked back at the skeleton dirtily. "Fine, if you want to be that shellfish," The skeleton narrowed his eyes and held out his hands in a comedic matter, only to get a deadly look from the bunny who then dropped him square on his ass and stomped angrily to a table, Baldi closely following behind.
Stephan took a seat and Baldi opened up his chair from the table and sat down, pushing his seat in with a delicate force. Stephan noticed this and gazed at him in a calm demeanor. He admired this about Sensei Baldi, his delicate movements and his calm behavior out of the schoolhouse. No one has seen this side to him except maybe Stephan and Stephan alone. He felt honored. He felt like the luckiest man on earth, having this lengthy, fancy, hunk of a fish stick embodiment sitting right there in front of him.
"So, what can I get you to drink?" Sans asked. "Some of your finest white wine, please," said Baldi, glancing over to Stephan. "What about you, Mr. Bunny?" Stephan glared at the midget in disgust, yet answered him as sweetly as he could, "I'll take some semi-sweet red if it isn't a problem," he said, tapping his fingers impatiently on the table.
Baldi looked at him lustfully as Stephan ordered his choice of drink. He thought about the night they might have together, the most wonderful and hottest of all he's ever and will ever have. He started to get excited.
"So, Stephan, what made you want to come to my classroom, huh?" Stephan was startled at this question and answered him seriously, "Well," he started, "It was all reviews we kept seeing of your little schoolhouse, saying it was atrocious and an absolute hellfire of a place, so we just had to check it out for ourselves."
Baldi's fingers tapped on the table, curious yet slightly offended. "I don't do it to be hellish," he said with a small frown. "I do it out of tough love, you know that now."
Stephan looked at him impressed-like, yet very flustered. This got him even more riled up than before, and he was contemplating taking him into the bathroom until the midget skeleton came in and ruined the moment for him. "Here's your wines, now stop wine-ing," the skeleton said with a chuckle, teleporting out of there before Stephan could step on his boney little smurf toes.
They both poured their drinks, and had a toast before drinking together, the afternoon was long, and they non-sensed about countless things while eating some fish. Stephan had bought fish sticks for himself like the little child-like bastard he is, and Baldi got some salmon and garlic butter.
They had a wonderful afternoon, but it of course, must come to an end before it gets late.
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"I do think I should get back to the schoolhouse, I remember I left Ffionn behind. Who knows where he is now" said Stephan with a worried smile. "Ah, nonesense, how about we go to the bathroom, hm~?" Baldi said with a slight grin on his face. Stephan already knew what would happen if he did this, and god damn did he fucking agree.
They both headed to the bathroom, hand and hand like a wedding, and shut the door behind them, locking it so no one else could relieve themselves, not like they were about to do. Baldi was a kinky whore, so he grabbed Stephans ass and caught him by surprise, shoving his hand down his stupid raggedy ass pants. Through the kiss, he chuckled and stuck his tongue into Stephans mouth, twirling it like a whirlwind. It was like a hurricane, both their tongues doing the ghost dance from that one war as their way of talking to the dead, that's what their tongues reenacted. They were all over each other, like the complexities of a birds feather. The vanes, oh god, the vanes of it all. They interlocked their free hands, drool and saliva going everywhere on their chin and cheeks. Baldi pressed Stephan lower and lower until he was sitting on the floor, removing his hand from his trousers and shoving him onto the floor getting on top of him, continuing to fuck his windpipe with his massive tongue.
They continued this for minutes, fondling and handling each other lustfully. They went on and on until they got tired, which was quite quick cause of the food. "Baldi..." Stephan gasped. "I think I..." Baldi cut Stephan off with a kiss, holding his hands less tightly and slowly getting off of Stephan, "I love you too, Stephan." Baldi said with confidence and a gleam of truth. Stephan couldn't help but believe this guy, the absolute sincerity coming from his eyes and his body spoke wonders. He loved him, and it was true. He loved him more than anything, and this afternoon furthered his fondness for him.
"Let's go back to the schoolhouse now, shall we?" Baldi said with a warmhearted smile. Stephan nodded and with this, the couple went back to the school.
Baldi had to go to a meeting, so he escorted Stephan back to his math class, kissed his cheek, and walked out of the school. Stephan daydreamt about it, that nice, cute, kiss, but then came back to reality and went searching for Ffionn.
He stopped to think about the fox and his health and got cookies and two waters from the vending machine nearby before returning to look around and find the fox. He found Ffionn on a nearby bench just west of the vending machine down a direct left hall and went to confront the fox. There he was, in his own little world reading a manga about catgirls near a small table with various of other magazines, books, and doujins Fifi had brought. The fox noticed his friend was alive and well and jumped towards him with pure worry.
"Oh my gosh!! Stephie!!" Ffionn cried, hugging Stephan tightly while Stephan hugged back at a loss for words. "Where were you!? I was worried sick!" yelped Ffionn. Stephan blushed bright red, gave a water and cookies to Ffionn, "Let's say I had some business to attend to.." he said with a cocky smile. "How about we go home, yeah?" Ffionn perked his ears up and clapped happily. "Oh yes, yes! I can't wait to tell Frederick!!"
And with that, the pair went home to tell their mates about the day they had, their experiences, and their time.
