Spider-Man: Darkest Hour (Spider-Man/Fem Creepypastas Crossover)

Chapter XVII: Sacrifice

Slenda's Forest
November 7th ???

??? P.O.V

It's been weeks since that stupid wall crawler came to the mansion...and I really hate him....not only does he get the right to live there and make fun of people...but he's also slept with two of the girls there! Talk about being desperate.

And to make matters worse Slenda kicked me out for trying to get rid of the annoying bug! I tried doing her a favor and this is the thanks she gives me?

And now here I am....wandering through her stupid forest trying to find somewhere to rest again....sleeping on leaves is pretty uncomforta-

"Well well....look here....a lost soul....wandering through my sister's woods." An all to familiar voice said, I turned to look behind me and saw the Lord of corruption himself.

"Z-zalgo?" I stuttered....i didn't think my master would be here so soon.

"You've taken your eye off the ball girl...." zalgo said in disappointment.

"Yeah well I'm sorry I disappointed you....but I got kicked out...all thanks to that stupid spider..." I said with venom.

"I see you've abandoned slenda's pointless crusade against me....might I ask why?" Zalgo asked.

"Because Slenda cares more about clown suit wearing nobodies apparently....and she thinks he can get the job done...laughable" I said and began laughing maniacally.

"I see....how would you like a shot at revenge?" Zalgo asked...i like where this is going...

"Hmmmm.....vengeance? Against spider-man? But how?" I asked puzzled.

"You must destroy him from the inside....make him suffer....make him wish he were dead...." zalgo said with a sadistic smile.

"How?" I asked looking towards the Lord of corruption.

"HIS HEART WOMAN!!! FIRST......WE ATTACK HIS HEART!!!"

Peter's P.O.V

"All I'm saying is that it's false advertising!" I said while pointing at the television.

"Flex-Tape totally works! I saw Benny use it to tape her entire flatscreen back together after she cut it in half with jill's chainsaw!" Jackie argued, causing me to raise and eyebrow and stammer in complete confusion..

"Okay first of all, when did this happen? And second..who the hell gave her jill's chainsaw?" I asked to which Jackie shrugged.

"This happened waaay before you came to the mansion, as for the chainsaw I still have no clue as to how she managed to take it without Jill noticing, Jill notices everything!" Jackie said, causing me to nod in agreement..

"No kidding, I don't think you can get anything past Jill....she has the uncanny ability of picking up on the smallest things." I said.

"Exactly! Like that time she pointed out the morning wood you had yester-

"Aaaand this conversation is now over." I said causing Jackie to laugh while I hid my face..

"What? I'm giving an example!" Jackie said while shrugging, to which I narrowed my eyes..

"Really? I guess you forgot about that one time Jill caught you talking about robot dinosaurs in your sleep a few nights ago.." I said, she sat back and shrugged her shoulders once ore..

"Hey, I'd take robo-dinosaurs over getting caught with a boner any day..." Jackie said with a chuckle, I rolled my eyes and looked back towards the television..