One (h.s.)

twenty

the one with the pick-up lines
-june 2014-

"What's a pretty lady like you doing here all alone?" Harry asked approaching her table, "At six in the morning? Wow. You wake up early."

She grinned at him from her seat, "You're here too though, you must have woken up earlier than me," she countered back.

"True, true," he waved her off while she giggled. "Where's the mister then?"

"Left for this meeting a few hours away from here. He had to be there at 8 so he had to wake up really early -- woke me up in the process," she groaned, still feeling a little sleepy, and placing her head on her hand.

"Why didn't you carry on sleeping then, silly?" Harry commented, taking a seat in front of her when he saw the other waiters' attention was not on the corner table she had taken.

"Wanted to come and," yawn, "talk to you," she said, smiling at him with closed eyes, as she still couldn't bear the feeling of sunlight at her eyes.

"Ooooh," he cooed, "I appreciate it. Could really use a small break to hit on a sleepy girl like you."

"Yeah?" she said, opening her eyes and looking at him.

"Yeah," he nodded.

"Okay, then," she sat up straight and placed her intertwined hands on the table, "Give me your best."

"Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u," he grinned.

She laughed loudly at his line and managed to say, "That's your best? Come on!"

"Other ones aren't really appropriate," he said with a wink.

"Oh?" She was curious now. "Come on, tell me."

He pondered for a moment, thinking. "If you're feeling down, I can feel you up."

She chuckled at him and waved her hand, letting him know that she wanted him to tell her all of the chat up lines he could think of -- appropriate or not.

"I don't know much about pies, but damn, you make my banana cream."

He observed how her eyes were squeezed shut, laughing at his lines, trying to cover her loud chuckles by placing her hands over he mouth. She would throw her head to the side or to the back, whatever the impulse was. And he could only tell her more pick-up lines while staring at her adoringly.

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line," he said, letting out a few laughs himself too because her laugh was contagious.

"That was bad!" she said, slapping one hand on the clothed table.

"I know," he said smiling while shaking his head, "I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a couple inches tonight."

"Would you like an Australian kiss?
It's just like a French kiss but down under," he smirked when he said that line, remembering the way she was squirming underneath him when he had done just that.

"Are those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place!"

She was still laughing when he took one hand from her mouth and linked their fingers together.

"You've sure woken me up now with your terrible pick-up lines," she said, squeezing his hand a bit.

"Hey! They do work!," Charlotte raised an eyebrow, "I mean... I think they do? I haven't tried them in anyone. I'm embarrassed that they won't... Or that I might get a drink thrown at my face," he chuckled after, Charlotte joining him in laughter. (Woah, that rhymed and everything)

"Okay, but now on a serious note," he trailed off, looking at her seriously with no ounce of humour in his facial expression.

She looked at him with a concerned face, nodding her head once to tell him to carry on.

"My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear," he said, raising one eyebrow.

"What?! You're being ridiculous, of course I am!" she protested.

"Oh darn, it must be ten minutes fast," he smirked.

Charlotte was already squirming in her seat. Feeling the ache between her legs just because of one stupid line that made her crave him once again.

She looked at Harry from across the table, eyeing him, while he raised his eyebrows as if to ask what was wrong, because he had expected her to laugh, but she wasn't.

"Let's go to my room," she finally said.

Harry blinked once. "What?"

"Don't you want my underwear off?" she asked, inclining her head to one side.

He was lost for words. It was only a chat-up line, but this was nothing compared to what he was expecting.

She pulled his arm off of the chair and dragged him behind her towards the elevators. He yelled towards his co-workers how he needed to go up to a room that required room service for breakfast, before following her inside an empty lift.

Her lips were on his as soon as the doors closed, and he was already groaning inside her mouth, while she tugged at the curls on the top of his neck.

"You have to be quick," she sighed when Harry began kissing down her neck, "I'm not sure when Sebastian will be coming back."

He removed his lips from Charlotte's neck and grinned at her. "I won't need much time, love."

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is this considered as a filler chapter? i don't know but i think it is

anyways so that happened and all the pick up lines are from this book full of them on wattpad by bootyvibes so yeah

ps. they don't have sex at the end he only goes down on her because you know, her underwear is taken off when that happens bYE