I was scrolling through my old texts with random people in my contacts
Then I see this one very small conversation I had with my dad
My dad had sent me a text saying
'Can you get the mail'
I said
'Yea later'
THAT WAS FROM A YEAR AGO
I NEVER GOT THE MAIL
I HAVENT COLLECTED HIS MAIL IN A YEAR
I JUST KEPT SAYING TO MYSELF
'oH yOu hAVe tIme, yOu cAn dO iT lATer'
BUt I NevEr diDNow I know why my dad calls me a lazy fuck
Lil moo moo oUT!